Let's write a story:

But then something amazing happened: The Tornado gained Sapiency... And then ate all of the Cookies.

The Cookie Monster was furious!

The werewolves scattered as the tornado began to find more cookies.

Tim let the tornado go do it's thing and continued looking for the girl.

Meanwhile in another dimension, there was a world called Equestria.

Princess Twilight Sparkle wanted to find a way to get into this world, and then she did.

Then the troll gods forced her to go to another dimension that will transport her to the dimension that she wants to go to.

Despite it being extremely trippy, Twilight successfully makes it onto Vader.

But however, this Vader was different.

For instance, he wasn't a father or anything.

In fact, he couldn't be.

Because Vader was Twilight's mother-in-law.

This of course means the planet of Vader itself is not only sentient, but female.

Anyways, one of the escaped criminals was a highly talented assassin named Trixie. She wanted to kill the entire royal family in order to seize control for her secret society of...

edited 2nd Oct '14 12:09:22 PM by Sibuna

Muffins.

As a child, Trixie was raised by Derpy and she did lawn-mowing.

When she was 17, Trixie made it to Vader and turned from a pony into a human girl. She was angry at the focus on cookies in this world and vowed she'd one day prove the worth of muffins to all!

Tim and the werewolves eventually found the young girl. She was living in a tiny hut all alone, and was about 12 years old.

She was terrified of the werewolves and pulled out an ice wand.

edited 2nd Oct '14 12:29:03 PM by Sibuna

But then a wizard burst in and took the ice wand.

The wizard froze everyone solid and ran off, laughing madly as he made his way out of the Frozen Wasteland.

As soon as her group made it into the wasteland at all, Star began to give birth to the twins.

After a million Vader hours of labor, Star finally gave birth to the children. They were...

edited 2nd Oct '14 1:23:23 PM by I-Block

The two twins that had been expected- Jack Jr. and Little Lucy. They did have their awesome chaos power, but still nobody knew.

Riku took the children and escaped the wastelands to get them safe and warm, while Star powered on to find Tim and the werewolves.

Trixie broke into the castle.

blargh skip

edited 2nd Oct '14 1:25:38 PM by bRaHiAn1

A necromancer fell from the sky.

And suddenly the land was overrun with zombies.

Someone turned a radio on and the zombies began to dance until their limbs flew off.