The Gray Walker
Try to graze on it like the field, then eat the seats, probably get stuck in the door while reaching for more sea to eat.
Magical Girl is given a symbiote to act as a costume.
edited 8th Sep '14 7:00:56 PM by GrayCipher
Struggling through it all
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She becomes a sexy vixen and a mental case like no other.
If you give "Lance Armstrong" a "fake gold medal"...
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The King Without a Kingdom
He shows off gold like he did before he got busted.
If you give Luigi a job as a security guard at Freddy Fazbear's...
It's been 3000 years…
The Gray Walker
He survives it through sheer tenacity, first tries poltergust but that fails. So he treats it like the final dungeon of a mario games and pretends all the animals are just mecha koopas.
Give a Mole wings.
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Fly Air Madeline
He will try to dig the air. When he doesn't dig the air, he will find a can of DEET. When he finds a can of DEET, he'll destroy the atmosphere. When the mole destroys the atmosphere, life on Earth will cease.
If you give Cthulhu a Facebook...
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
actually i am dead wow
Really now, another Cupcakes spinoff?
If you give Queen Elizabeth a 3DS...
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She will ask for Pokemon XY, when she finally realizes there won't be any for the next couple centuries, OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!!!
If you give Jazz Jackrabbit a cameo in Sonic Boom...
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Ambassador of Eurogames and Touhou Music
The kids will just think he's another of Sonic's friends and be upset when they can't find him in any other Sonic game.
If you give Sonic a Fire Flower...
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He'll probably use it to attack Mario and make SEGA take over the gaming world.
If you give a critic a bribe to praise your crappy billionth FPS sequel...
My avatar is Mark Twain because I was out of ideas.
Tief girl with eartude
The other critics will call them out for their lack of ethics.
If you give a hermit a smart phone....
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He'll be an easy target for thugs to rob.
If you give Mass Effect a tv series...
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It'll be canceled for too much sex, horrible deaths, and reporter punching.
If you give the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles a pizza truck...
It's been 3000 years…
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They'll convert it into a kickass batmobile.
If you give Garfield a world without lasagna...
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Tief girl with eartude
He'll reveal his many layers.
If you give Link a canon Rule 63 counterpart...
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She'll be a playable option in Super Smash Bros. 4, and you have the hidden hack option to screw her til next July.
If you give Wonder Woman a Green lantern ring...
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Shadow of Legends
If you give a Mage a spell...
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
She'll turn you into an apple.
If you give a Koopa a princess...
Maid of Time
They make yet another Mario game.
If you give an alien troll the technology for a universe-altering game...
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
It will destroy millions of lives. If it destroys millions of lives, it will want to play again. When it realizes it can't play again, it will want a new game. If it wants a new game, you'll have to give it money to buy a new game. If you give it money, it will spend it recklessly. If it spends the money recklessly, it will get involved in crime. If it gets involved in crime, it will go to jail. If it goes to jail, it will make you pay the bail money. This is why you shouldn't give aliens this kind of technology.
If you give a robot the power to love...
At the heart of the world...
then xe'll fall in love with you.
If you give an Internet reviwer a piece of baloney...
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He'll eat it, then promptly give it an unfairly low score compared to its peers.
If you give Big a pair of underwear...
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘
throwback
He'll force you to play a physics-powered, slice-and-jump game to get them back.
If you give a Pikachu a Pokeball...
Currently writing something. Currently procrastinating.
The Scarlet Witch
He'll shout, "fuck you, Ash!" and toss the Pokéball off a cliff.
If you give a bunny a carrot...
"Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am."
Have you ever read the children's book "If You Give A Mouse A Cookie"? If not, well it's basically What It Says On The Tin and Hilarity Ensues. So, what if everyone or anybody were given a "something"? What would they do? How would they react?
Post a person/animal/character(Tropers included) and a thing(food/drink/clothes/weapons/ect.) And keep it going.
Start: If you give a COW a Jeep...
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