Sorry man, this is Badass land, and you'll only look like a wimp in front of us since we are much more badass-looking.
I am here to shut down all the internets!
...eheh
Forum Gamer and Pie Eater
Then why am I still able to post?
I am here to sign up for the Police!
My avatar is Mark Twain because I was out of ideas.
my current job
It's pretty hard to sign up for a band that's long since disbanded.
I am here to advertise for a new futuristic basketball-esque game.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Shadow of Legends
Sorry, everyone already plays CHILDREN'S CARD GAMES Duel Monsters.
I am here to commit Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."Sorry, there are no structures, no people, and no roads here. Just a flat plain.
I am here to bring all our troper OCs into the real world!
...eheh
-Gunshot- There, the last Troper OC is dead.
I'm here to commit atrocities!
insert commentary here
You end up doing Arson Murderand L Ifesaving.
I want to slap some sense into myself!
edited 8th Oct '14 5:05:20 AM by Nouct
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*handcuffs* Thanks for declaring your hostile intentions, we're arresting you for that.
We already slapped some sense into you.
I am here to be friends with everyone!
edited 8th Oct '14 5:06:38 AM by ironcommando
...eheh
Classic
Sorry, everyone's friend lists are full.
I am here to strike down the Bydo Empire!
"Never let anyone tell you that something is impossible." - Monty Oum, 1981-2015
Shadow of Legends
Great, you now have a whole town of Yanderes to deal with, each of whom interpreted that as a confession of love.
Sorry kid, never heard of them. Oh, you mean that dumb cult? Yeah, they got disbanded yesterday. Didn't have enough members to stay officially registered anymore.
I am here to Poke the Poodle! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
edited 8th Oct '14 5:13:16 AM by MicoolTNT
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
insert commentary here
The poodle is actually rabid and you can't go anywhere near it.
I want to Pet the Dog!
Jolly Saint Nick
The dog instinctively hates you!
I am here to go on a Roaring Rampage of Revenge
Happy Holidays to everyone! Have a great end of the year, and an even better 2015- you all deserve it!
my current job
I am here to cross the lines as many times as possible!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Fly Air Madeline
It turns out that you are in a police state which arrests you for even thinking about crossing the line.
I will comb my hair ten times today.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
insert commentary here
The comb breaks before you can do the tenth combing.
I need to find the fanfiction I wrote.
Shadow of Legends
You die of shame when you reread it.
I am going to join TSAB and become an Enforcer!
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Tief girl with eartude
Turns out they aren't hiring.
I'm going to the corner shop of despair in order to retrieve 3 premium ales (possible of doom) for £5.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
Dread Sorcerer of Auchtermuchty
They had sold out of Ale of Doom, the only had the Cheap Lager of Being Slighty Itchy, which would never do.
I need to get a rooster to lay an egg and then be hatched by a toad, to give me my latest pet monster.
It's a cockatrice, that you do that for.
Keeper of The Celestial Flame
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
That's... Not how biology works, my friend. You could just buy a cockatrice egg, after all.
I seek to return life to this dying world.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Shadow of Legends
This corrupted place was destroyed for a reason, my friend. Should you succeed, it will all turn into twisted nightmares.
I am going to kill Walpurgis Night and save everybody!
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
insert commentary here
But you die because you are only one person with no powers.
I'm going to become GOD
Did We Just Punch Out Cthulhu?
I'm here to absorb the powers of Jenova.
edited 21st Oct '14 2:26:21 PM by PastryPerson
I am Jenova and I am not sharing(kills you)
I will become immortal.
edited 22nd Oct '14 3:21:41 PM by higurashimerlin
When life gives you lemons, burn life's house down with the lemons.
Editor of Posts
But you're already immortal.
I'm on a journey to the ocean.
You're arrested for declaring this in public.
I'm here to look like a Badass!