I ate it.
I want to kill everyone.
edited 20th Nov '15 6:09:30 AM by gregnes2000
I pacify you with spaghetti.
I want to meet a dragon!
It's too bad you're so very tasty to a draconic palate.
I'm going to sell my car and combine the funds with my savings to buy a new, better car.
edited 12th Feb '16 11:51:32 AM by SolipSchism
I stole your savings and donated them to charity.
I seek to free Earth from the Illuminati!
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.Too late. We have already been assimilated.
I am on a mission to uncover the true identity of Kira.
"Instead of putting the bar so high, just be amazed you can breathe." -Joel JohanssonNot if I link him to your Facebook profile and tell him your plan.
I'm going to collect original recordings of all the licensed music from Fallout 4 on vinyl or shellac (depending on which material the original release is on), in mint or near mint condition.
All vinyl has been recalled forcefully.
I am here to make a bad joke.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.Auditions were last week!
I aim to necro the thread!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.You're in Doctor Who, so the show doesn't exist in your universe.
I will take a potato chip... and eat it!
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!You suffer a heart attack because that meme has been irrelevant for some time now.
I am here to be the resident voice of reason.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.Everyone else is so insane that you are put in a sane asylum.
I have come to purge the world of everyone else who is here to purge the world of things!
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!You started with yourself.
I will beat Mega Man DOS, even if it kills me!
/\。。/\(blows up the computer)
I'll date Sayaka-chan.
Oh you mean her?
I am here to spoil everything ever and ruin it for everyone!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.The Fourth Wall Will Not Protect You from the furious Evil All Along and Good All Along characters.
I'm here to make fiction reality!
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!You brought in a Zombie Apocalypse and YOU DIED .
Lemme me make it more specific, I'll date Miki Sayaka.
(inserts dramatic evil laugh)
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Go home and come back when you become British.
I need a sammich.
edited 20th Aug '15 8:15:46 AM by BlackMageAnolis