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BlackMageAnolis At the heart of the world... from about three miles away from you. Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
At the heart of the world...
#251: Aug 20th 2015 at 8:15:25 AM

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Go home and come back when you become British.

I need a sammich.

edited 20th Aug '15 8:15:46 AM by BlackMageAnolis

gregnes2000 Since: Apr, 2015
#252: Nov 20th 2015 at 6:09:24 AM

I ate it.

I want to kill everyone.

edited 20th Nov '15 6:09:30 AM by gregnes2000

BlackMageAnolis At the heart of the world... from about three miles away from you. Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
At the heart of the world...
#253: Nov 20th 2015 at 6:11:53 AM

I pacify you with spaghetti.

I want to meet a dragon!

SolipSchism Since: Jun, 2014
#254: Feb 12th 2016 at 11:51:22 AM

It's too bad you're so very tasty to a draconic palate.

I'm going to sell my car and combine the funds with my savings to buy a new, better car.

edited 12th Feb '16 11:51:32 AM by SolipSchism

arcada188 PINNACLE OF MAN from Bad Soldierdom Since: Apr, 2015
PINNACLE OF MAN
#255: Feb 12th 2016 at 11:55:13 AM

I stole your savings and donated them to charity.

I seek to free Earth from the Illuminati!

I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
DankyCroodle Master of Minimum Unnecessary Effort from Pennsylvania Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Master of Minimum Unnecessary Effort
#256: Feb 12th 2016 at 12:15:59 PM

Too late. We have already been assimilated.

I am on a mission to uncover the true identity of Kira.

"Instead of putting the bar so high, just be amazed you can breathe." -Joel Johansson
SolipSchism Since: Jun, 2014
#257: Feb 12th 2016 at 1:42:24 PM

Not if I link him to your Facebook profile and tell him your plan.

I'm going to collect original recordings of all the licensed music from Fallout 4 on vinyl or shellac (depending on which material the original release is on), in mint or near mint condition.

WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#258: Feb 12th 2016 at 1:59:55 PM

All vinyl has been recalled forcefully.

I am here to make a bad joke.

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
hamza678 Red Like Santa from Christmas Beacon. Since: May, 2015
Red Like Santa
#259: Feb 12th 2016 at 2:50:58 PM

I get SCP-504

I try to be a idol singer.

Now known as Cyber Controller
WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#260: Aug 27th 2016 at 11:35:40 AM

Auditions were last week!

I aim to necro the thread!

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
hamza678 Red Like Santa from Christmas Beacon. Since: May, 2015
Red Like Santa
#261: Aug 27th 2016 at 11:37:13 AM

I ninja you.

I plan to watch Doctor Who!

Now known as Cyber Controller
ZeroL *Vague plotting intensifies* from a dimension with 700 too many of me Since: Jul, 2016 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
*Vague plotting intensifies*
#262: Aug 27th 2016 at 2:52:51 PM

You're in Doctor Who, so the show doesn't exist in your universe.

I will take a potato chip... and eat it!

My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#263: Aug 27th 2016 at 3:29:03 PM

You suffer a heart attack because that meme has been irrelevant for some time now.

I am here to be the resident voice of reason.

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
ZeroL *Vague plotting intensifies* from a dimension with 700 too many of me Since: Jul, 2016 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
*Vague plotting intensifies*
#264: Aug 27th 2016 at 5:02:32 PM

Everyone else is so insane that you are put in a sane asylum.

I have come to purge the world of everyone else who is here to purge the world of things!

My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
Rbade [PASIO] from Woodstocks Since: May, 2015 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
[PASIO]
#265: Aug 28th 2016 at 4:05:49 AM

You started with yourself.

I will beat Mega Man DOS, even if it kills me!

/\。。/\
Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
#266: Dec 18th 2016 at 10:38:39 AM

(blows up the computer)

I'll date Sayaka-chan.

WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#267: Dec 18th 2016 at 8:09:38 PM

Oh you mean her?

I am here to spoil everything ever and ruin it for everyone!

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
ZeroL *Vague plotting intensifies* from a dimension with 700 too many of me Since: Jul, 2016 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
*Vague plotting intensifies*
#268: Dec 18th 2016 at 8:12:39 PM

The Fourth Wall Will Not Protect You from the furious Evil All Along and Good All Along characters.

I'm here to make fiction reality!

My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
#269: Dec 19th 2016 at 2:02:48 AM

You brought in a Zombie Apocalypse and    YOU DIED   .

Lemme me make it more specific, I'll date Miki Sayaka.

(inserts dramatic evil laugh)

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