You can have the game, but games go in the Games Section of the forum, please. This doesn't really fit in Writer's Block.
...if you don’t love you’re dead, and if you do, they’ll kill you for it.Okay... He pretends the spikes to hold the rails together are demons and that his hammer belongs to Thor.
Playing Chinese Checkers.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.You are playing with giant pieces using Jaegers with Pacific Rim music playing in the background.
You are getting dressed.
edited 24th Aug '14 4:54:39 PM by higurashimerlin
When life gives you lemons, burn life's house down with the lemons.It becomes a Transformation Sequence, with exaggerated movements, Audible Gleams on your buttons and belt buckle, and an awesome Stock Footage-style background. Oh, and the old clothes are thrown across the room. Where they crack the wall on hitting it.
Riding the train to work/school.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."The train is running through a gorgeous futuristic city that's suspended In Space, and the job you're going to involves controlling the Jaegers from Pacific Rim.
You are eating waffles.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"While beating up Chuck Norris AND Bruce Lee.
Dying.
You just got shot. By a Titan. You fail to understand why it didn't just eat you, but it decided that gunshot wounds add flavor. As it eats you, Mikasa kills the Titan but unfortunately it is too late.
Shopping for food.
SHAMWOW IS NOT OXYCLEAN. A DOG IS NOT A BROTHERYou are a badass ninja who steals everything you need off of the shelves, and you instantly kill anyone who sees you in cold blood.
Cracking a nut
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"You crack the nut. With your teeth. In overly gratuitous slow motion while Ride of the Valkyries plays in the background.
Jumping in a pool.
It's been 3000 years…When you dive in, all the water in the pool flies up into the air. You hit the hard cement at the bottom, but before you can examine your injuries the water falls back down, suffocating you.
Logging on to TV Tropes.
edited 2nd Sep '14 3:16:05 PM by nbs4
SHAMWOW IS NOT OXYCLEAN. A DOG IS NOT A BROTHERYou don't have a computer, so you assemble a powerful gaming PC yourself.
Waiting in line at the DMV.
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.It's actually a test by your master in order to improve your focus.
Walking.
I'm not crazy, just creatively different....for the first time in months or years after a serious accident because of your persistence and tenacity at rehab.
Knitting.
With katanas, and the intestines of a dragon you just killed.
Digesting food.
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.Digesting hyper-hot peppers.
On an airline.
Ready to jump off in a parachute into a hole in the fabric of space and time.
Writing a novel.
Struggling through it all
As a firm lover of this trope, I wanted to have a fun game with that: Someone says something mundane, and we try the most awesome way to work about it.
"Somebody working on railroad station"
I'm not crazy, just creatively different.