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desdendelle (Avatar by Coffee) from Land of Milk and Honey (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Writing a love letter
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#26: Jun 9th 2014 at 2:15:33 AM

Dour gave Shemp a look that implied quite a few things about the Tropius' intelligence, none of them very flattering. “You are missing the point here,” he barked. “He asked” — he tilted his head toward Steven — “'how did I get turned into a Pokémon'. Other words, he thinks he's been something else before. Which, quite frankly, is a weird things to say.”
He came closer to Steven and sniffed him. “He certainly smells like a normal Pichu.”

The voice of thy brother's blood crieth unto me from the ground
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#27: Jun 9th 2014 at 2:29:34 AM

Steven wasn't amused by the response he was given by the plant-dinosaur, fortunately another one of the Pokemon that actually got what he meant butted in.

The skull-dog called him a Pichu, that sounds similar to a Pikachu. Steven didn't want to turn into some cute creature like that, even though it's pretty clear he's probably not something cool but it would be lame if he was some mascot creature or something.

"I was a human before, not a Pichu, whatever that is..."

edited 9th Jun '14 2:35:06 AM by JustaUsername

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#28: Jun 9th 2014 at 2:36:00 AM

"If he wasn't a Pokemon, then what was he then?" Shemp said to Dour. "A berry?"

He looked down at Steven. "A human isn't a Pokemon I've ever heard of, are you feeling okay? Maybe you just need a bowl of soup."

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#29: Jun 9th 2014 at 4:55:49 AM

Listening in on the three pokemons conversation, Randy distinctly heard the word "Pokemon", and walked over to the other group, completely forgetting about Bruce for a second.

"Did you say Pokemon? You mean that kids thing?" Randy paused, thinking on the implications of this. "Oh, I get it now. This is a marketing thing, right? To get the kids watching?"

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#30: Jun 9th 2014 at 7:28:34 AM

If the look Dour gave Shemp implied idiocy, the look Dour gave Randy was pure venom. The Houndour's stubby tail stood on end and even his droopy ear perked up a bit. He growled, deep in his throat, then rolled his eyes and sighed.
“Shemp,” he said in an overly-polite tone, “are you sure those two Pokémon don't suffer from brain damage?”

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#31: Jun 9th 2014 at 6:19:44 PM

The weight of what is going on finally hits Thomas square in the stomach. "Wait," he stuttered, "is this really a dream? Tackling someone for appearing as soon as I wake up sounds like the sort of thing I'd do in a dream...but...ugh. What the heck is even going on here?! If this isn't a dream...I wake up, my memory wiped, layi— lying? Lay, lie, la—whatever. And I'm a... A what? Riolu? A Riolu!!?? Are you flippi..."

He continues murmuring on like his for several minutes, slowly becoming more and more unhinged. If this was was a dream to him, it wasn't for the Pokèmon chattering next to him. How could he be aware it was a dream when his subconscious could not. Unless...

...

...What were those other guys talking about anyway?

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#32: Jun 10th 2014 at 1:31:32 AM

"Hey, who are you calling a pokemon, Hombre!? I'm a professional wrestler!"

At this put, Randy firmly crossed his arms and let out an exasperated sigh. Funny, his arms against his chest felt oddly feathery. This was a weird costume they had him in.

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#33: Jun 10th 2014 at 4:04:32 PM

Leo bumbled into the room, clutching a very heavy bag in his mouth. "Pah!" he dropped the bag onto the ground. "Hey, Swanna, your shipment of berries came..." He looked around. "Wow, lots of new faces! Are you travelers?" He grinned. "welcome to Post Town! I'm Leo, nice to meetcha!"

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#34: Jun 11th 2014 at 1:20:09 AM

With sparks coming out of his cheeks, Steven said to Shemp "I'm fine and I'm sure I was human before!"

Looking at Randy, it seemed that they were a wrestler really good at deluding themselves. It was getting annoying but he didn't want to get too close to them, as they were crazy and probably could beat him in a fight.

Then a fox came in and introduced themselves. "Um hi, I'm Steven and I have no idea how I got in this house..."

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#35: Jun 11th 2014 at 1:21:17 AM

"That's not polite," Shemp said to Dour.

He looked up at Swanna and gave her a sad look of disbelief. "B-b-b-berries? But Swanna, how, why... I thought I was your supplier?"

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#36: Jun 11th 2014 at 6:07:00 AM

Dour just leered dourly at Shemp and Randy. Since that got old quickly, he stepped closer to Steven and nudged him gently with his nose. “Calm down, Steven,” he said. “Whatever you were before — and I have no idea what a 'human' is — you're a Pichu now. You look like one, you smell like one, you sound like one and you even release pent-up electricity when you're aggravated. You're a Pichu as much as I am a Houndour.”

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#37: Jun 11th 2014 at 4:25:26 PM

Leo stared at Steven. "Did you say you were a human?" he asked. Then he shook his head. "Nice try, guys! I bet you all thought i was gonna go all foamy at the mouth and pass out, huh? Well, guess, what, that prank only works twice, and today's not even April Fools!"

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#38: Jun 11th 2014 at 9:36:39 PM

Steven replied to Dour "Well, I don't know what a Pichu is, closest Pokemon I know about it is Pikachu and that's only because where I came from, he's the most famous. There's also the fact that you only exist in games, and that one animation. Thinking about it would these creatures have electronics? Whatever, that's not important, so he finished by saying "I didn't even think you guys existed until I woke up right now!"

Turning to the fox, Steven said "And I have no idea what you are talking about. I'd love to think this is a prank, though it would be messed up for someone to put batteries on my cheeks. Besides, I wouldn't know why someone would be obsessed about humans, humans are boring..."

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#39: Jun 12th 2014 at 6:25:00 AM

Leo gaped. "Are you kidding?" he said. "Humans are awesome! they can see into the future, or the past, or even what's happening far away! Plus,humans are always the ones who defeat the super powered Pokemon and save the world!" He paused. "Although, now that you mention it, there was that thing with Rayquaza that's been going around...."

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#40: Jun 12th 2014 at 8:18:38 PM

Thomas decides to rejoin the conversation at 'Rayquaza.'

"Hang on, what's this with Rayquaza? I'm pretty sure he's just supposed to be a good guy that gets angry easily. I...think...you know, I'm pretty sure I lived in some place where this thing was all fictious or whatever. I...don't really...know anything else...uh...although, really, you should take my opinion with a grain of salt, I know I'm insane, you know I'm insane, blah blah blah..."

Once again, he continues chattering on for a while. Once again, he doesn't notice no one is listening.

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JustaUsername from Melbourne, Australia Since: Jul, 2009
#41: Jun 12th 2014 at 10:13:25 PM

"I don't remember any humans being able to see through time or imagine any beating some superpowered being."

Mini-Lucario suddenly geeked out, they're probably a human transformed into a Pokemon like him who was actually a fan of the Pokemon series.

Thinking about it, maybe human could be referring to another species that share the same name. "So Leo, do you know what humans look like?"

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WaffleLight Emperor of Webcomic Time from Japanifornia Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: I've been dreaming of True Love's Kiss
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#42: Jun 13th 2014 at 5:25:00 PM

Leo thought for a moment. "Well, we do have a few descriptions that visitors from the human world left behind." He cleared his throat."Humans are bipedal, with the average height being about 5 and a half feet.Their skin is smooth and ranges from pale peach to dark brown. They have a small bit of fur on their heads, which varies in color." He grinned, then glanced at Thomas. "Well, Rayquaza's really more of a myth than anything. I don't know if anyone has ever seen him it in living memory. They say that he's sort of above regular morality, and just gets angry and has to get his tail kicked once in a while." Leo shuddered. "But when that guy gets angry, he really goes at it. Laser beams, sonic roars- he can knock down mountains with his tail." Leo brightened. "But it's OK! team Pokepals are going out to investigate. They don't have a human on their team, but they're still pretty good."

edited 13th Jun '14 5:25:13 PM by WaffleLight

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#43: Jun 13th 2014 at 5:32:51 PM

If Houndours could grab the bridge of their nose, Dour would certainly have done so. Since they couldn't, he settled for rolling his eyes again and lying down, head on forepaws. His droopy ear moved to and fro.
“You,” he told Thomas, “calm down and shut up. You sound like a swarm of agitated Beedrill.”

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#44: Jun 13th 2014 at 5:38:15 PM

"Pokepals? More like Pokedorks!" Randy said, and paused for people to laugh. After waiting in silence log enough, he continued. "I dunno what's going on, but of you want to set up a team, you need a cool, manly, powerful name."

Randy turned to Dour. "You have an air of superiority. Do you now what's going on? Because I'm starting to think I'm not in the ring anymore."

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#45: Jun 14th 2014 at 11:02:54 PM

To the fox's description, Steven said "That's a pretty accurate description of what a human looks like..." Maybe the humans that appeared here are like Kryptonians, look human but are superpowered in comparison.

With how Leo described Rayquaza, Steven was definitely guessing the humans around here were stronger than the ones in his world.

Randy made an immature comment which Steven flat-out ignored. "Well, I'm sure I was human, I just don't think I was the human you described. I mean, this hoodie was like the one I wore when I was human, though obviously made to fit a human instead."

Looking at the hoodie, he was curious to see if there was a shirt under there. Steven unzipped the hoodie and all Steven saw was more yellow fur. "I guess this hoodie is the only clothing I have then..."

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#46: Jun 15th 2014 at 7:01:45 AM

"Well, see, humans are brought to this world by fate. They're always destined to do some great thing or defeat a great monster or something. Clairvoyance is just a side effect." Leo laughed. "Oh, and don't worry about the 'hoodie'. Most of us barley wear anything at all,"Leo said, pulling at his bandanna.It sounded like this guy was pretty serious about being a human. Either that or he hit his head in whatever injury brought him here.

JustaUsername from Melbourne, Australia Since: Jul, 2009
#47: Jun 15th 2014 at 8:11:50 AM

Humans were destined to do cool stuff when they were brought in this world? Yeah that sounds nice, though Steven wouldn't qualify as human any more.

"If I ain't panicking about my lack of pants, I ain't panicking about what I'm wearing..." Mid sentence Steven realised something "Wait, you wouldn't have the modesty issue, you wouldn't understand why it would be an issue not wearing pants..."

Thinking about Leo being a possible reverse furry and his overall obsession, Steven asked "Do you want to be human or something? Because for some reason it seems like you want to be human."

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WaffleLight Emperor of Webcomic Time from Japanifornia Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: I've been dreaming of True Love's Kiss
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#48: Jun 15th 2014 at 11:45:18 AM

Leo shrugged."Humans are always depicted in drawings wearing pants. I thought you might be uncomfortable without them. Anyways, I wouldn't want to be a human. I'm just... a big fan.The rescue teams we have around here are nice and all, but the really amazing that save the world always seem to have humans on them." he shrugged again. "I 'm a fan of heroic rescue teams. Heroic rescue teams have humans on them. Therefore, by the transitive property of Equality,I'm a fan of humans". He smiled. "This is what is called 'geometry' in your world, yes?"

edited 15th Jun '14 11:45:57 AM by WaffleLight

MusikMaestro from Ireland Since: Jul, 2012 Relationship Status: Heisenberg unreliable
#49: Jun 15th 2014 at 1:14:27 PM

Randy spoke up. "Ah, I always wondered what Geometry was. Now it makes sense. Thanks little guy!" Randy said, rubbing the small pokemons head.

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#50: Jun 16th 2014 at 6:17:44 AM

After seeing what he thought was a giant bug when he tried to focus on fighting Randy Crobatman passed out rather harshly. "Darn you... How did you know... My only weakness?"

And woke up just a few minutes after.

He scratched his head in confusion as he examined his surroundings. "Where am I?"

He seemingly completely forgot the fight that just took place a few minutes ago. The Machop then noticed that something was wrong in this room, he inspected the walls, the floor, every single part that didn't have a Pokemon in it.

"But what is it?" He said his thoughts out loud before looking at everyone in the room and hearing them talking.

"Not every day you see talking animals."

"Wait talking animals?" He blinked shook his head and pinched his cheeks to make sure it wasn't a dream.

"Some villain must've pulled some hallucination gas on me, I must escape this room right now!" He shouted as he tried to heroically run away through the window, unless there wasn't one here, in which case through a door.

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