Push the button?

It's depend of how powerful the magic is. I'll not take the risk anyway. *Pass*

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Press that button and you will be protected by Cute Giants!

But...

Some of them are actually very mischievous and will not hesitate to toy you up if you don't take care of them.

(Well when I said cute, , it can be anything cute, no limits. Lucky you!)

edited 30th Apr '16 9:38:10 AM by Samtendo09

"If you want troubles, lad, you found it!" -Team Fortress 2 Demoman

Can they be catgirls who are younger than me? If so, I'd press it. *push*

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Nobody is allowed to make discrimination laws against The LGBT community ever again.

BUT

Incest marriage is now legal!

"We be we baby!"

Press, I hate incest, but the LGBT community deserves a break.

You get to see all your dreams come true.

but

You have to listen to me sing for an hour.

"So I'm going to be a hero. I'll make that money...So that my mom and dad can have easier lives!"

Sure. World peace, no more global warming, and anime becoming real is worth it.

You get your favorite anime adapted into a movie.

BUT

It's a Dragonball Evolution style movie.

Now known as Cyber Controller

Heck no, neither One Piece or Doraemon deserve that. It would probably wind up being an Ink-Stain Adaptation too. (Pass)

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You now have shapeshifting powers!

BUT

You can only change into the characters and creatures in my avatar gallery.

"Okay, yeah, I guess Ollie fits the goofy sidekick role, but being a princess doesn't mean I spontaneously sing about everything, 'kay?"

I don't see what's so bad about turning into Pokemon/whale shark. Press!

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There is a new renewable source of fuel and energy that you yourself have discovered, and you get to name it whatever you want and make millions.

BUT

It requires you to sit through all the worst movies in history before it can be available for everyone.

"We be we baby!"

The millions dollars is sweet, but being forced to watch the worst movies in history? No thanks. *Pass*

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You will have the ability to calm any kind of creatures in the world, even to the point to make them asleep. This works well against rough thugs.

But...

Once you will get it, you will have such an attractive appearance (headsome/beautiful or cute, depended on your taste) that people of opposed gender will try to chase after you.

"If you want troubles, lad, you found it!" -Team Fortress 2 Demoman

IN! Time to be like Hyoudou Issei!

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You get half a day of work/school for the rest of your life

BUT

The rest of the day must be spent cleaning up the city streets as a trash collector.

"We be we baby!"

Nah, I'd prefer work or school to that.

You have the ability to see a perfect anime adaptation of your favorite manga. No filler, perfect animation, great music, cool V As. And it adapts the entire story.

BUT

You have to read all the hentai doujins after that.

Now known as Cyber Controller

But I already have the perfect adaptation to High School Dx D. And it has awesome Hentai Doujins.

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You have your own theme music

BUT

It never stops playing as long as you're alive.

edited 1st May '16 8:24:54 PM by NegaKingKix

"We be we baby!"

Pass. I feel like I'd eventually go crazy from hearing it so much. There's only so much of that I can take.

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Clothes never make you itchy or uncomfortable again

BUT

They wear out and have to be replaced quicker.

"Okay, yeah, I guess Ollie fits the goofy sidekick role, but being a princess doesn't mean I spontaneously sing about everything, 'kay?"

They don't bother me at all, so I'll pass.

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You get to travel anywhere you want in the world free for life.

But

You have to visit North Korea first.

If you have a problem with Hokuto then tell it to me!

Um no. I'll just stick with whatever the kind of clothing I'm already comfortable with. Pass.

Also no. Once you're in North Korea, they'll do everything they can to keep you within their borders and against your will, especially for Americans like me. True stuff.

You get a magic bullet that upon firing will kill anybody with only one hit, will always hit, and involve no other victims. This bullet cannot be traced back to you either

BECAUSE

the bullet itself chooses who the target is, and it could be anyone. You will have no idea who it is.

edited 2nd May '16 12:56:48 PM by aNinjaWithAIDS

These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.

Pass, that sounds like it could go wrong really fast.

You get free food for the rest of your life.

but

Your favorite shows get cancelled and never get Uncancelled.

"So I'm going to be a hero. I'll make that money...So that my mom and dad can have easier lives!"

All my favorites are already over, so *press*.

You can grow green hair

BUT

It's a Venus Flytrap.

It's been 3000 years…

Why?

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You can travel the Universe and back

BUT

You can never go to the bathroom again.

"We be we baby!"

You didn't say whether or not that the reason I can't go to the bathroom was because I can try but nothing will come out (resulting in huge discomfort) or I just no longer ever have to...you know, pass anything. If it's the latter case, then press.

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You are now a Legendary Pokemon of your choice

BUT

You are now susceptible to being captured by trainers.

"Okay, yeah, I guess Ollie fits the goofy sidekick role, but being a princess doesn't mean I spontaneously sing about everything, 'kay?"

Press! I'd just be one of the Roaming Legendaries just to piss those trainers off!

You have a chance to get a delicious pie!

BUT

It's hidden among 9 other fake pies filled with silly putty and iced with shaving cream. They all weigh the same and are rigged to smell the same as the real pie.

These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.

Pushed. You can always cut a piece off and tell the different textures.

You have a 101% chance of succeeding in a job interview.

However...

It's only for really crappy jobs.

I've got spurs, that jingle-jangle-jingle!

A job is a job. I bet it's for working for Burger king.

You can go into any of your favorite TV shows and become the main character.

BUT.

You are the ultimate Woobie and Butt-Monkey

edited 2nd May '16 5:02:09 PM by NegaKingKix

"We be we baby!"

Yes! I'll gain more sympathy from the audience that way!

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You become an Internet celebrity

BUT

TV Tropes is taken over by hackers.

Will somebody PLEASE cue that boid?

Pass, it doesn't sound like a great trade off.

You become the ruler of heaven and hell

but

you have to do the paper work for letting people into heaven or sending them to hell, and its looooooong.

"So I'm going to be a hero. I'll make that money...So that my mom and dad can have easier lives!"

No! A God I Am Not, and a god I do not have the passion or responsibility to be!

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You gain the ability to teleport

BUT

You must travel around the world to gain this power.

Will somebody PLEASE cue that boid?

I have already traveled the world numerous times, due to my parents wanting me to see everything before I became a cynical teenager. PRESS!

You become the strongest person alive.

BUT

Everyone who wants to be the strongest is gunning for you.

PUSH! I'll take all of them on! It'll be awesome!

You become the messiah of a new religion, that will become the largest and most prosperous religion on earth in a few decades.

BUT

You will be killed before you're 40.

"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours