Push the button?

You never said I can't be an anthro one like Babar. And I get the biggest cock in the world! Oh, and i'll become a great cartoonist. <press>

The weather in your town is set to the temperature and conditions you like the most for life

BUT

The night will last forever as well.

A good nights' sleep for everyone. And the inhabitants of the Arctic and Antarctic have shown us that living in eternal darkness is possible. -press-

Your laundry can fold itself

BUT

There's a chance that at least one piece of clothing will try to attack you.

No thank you, that seems rather risky. It would be fun though.

You are immune to all diseases and poisons.
However;
If a single drop of you blood so much as touches another living thing it will die.

Nah, I'd rather remain susceptible to diseases than risk spilling my blood upon others. Especially since I bleed easily from around my ears.

The politician of your choice wins the next election and brings about the reforms you want,
HOWEVER
they become invincible through nanomachines and turn the country into a might-makes-right society.

SO. TEMPTING. <Doesn't Push!>

You shall become a legend, burning a path into the underground...

BUT

You shall fall in combat to a pathetic foe after conquering the Hidden Fun Stuff

Sounds like a very pussy way to die. No deal.

You become the star of the next Star wars movie.

BUT

M. Night Shamylahn is directing.

As long as he isn't writing the script or screenplay!

You will be able to hear your favorite song as your personal theme song.

BUT

All the time.

I'm hoping George Lucas slaps his crap straight. (push)

You can rejuvenate your limbs

BUT

You have to cut them off to feel the effects.

So I have to deliberately chop them off? What a waste of such a nifty ability.

You become a Magical Girl

BUT

You have to wear a frilly frou-frou dress.

I gladly accept the deal.

You gain possession of a crystal ball which will allow you to view any location you have ever seen before and see what is happening there at the current time.
However;
If it shatters you immediately perish.

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Nope.

you get see your greatest dreams come true, however you'll never find true love.

But what if my greatest dream is true love?

....

........

/me presses.

You will find true love.

BUT

It's unrequited.

So I become Amy Rose. That's a fate worse than death.

You're now a dragon rider

BUT

You're the lowest ranked one of them all.

I still get to ride a dragon(presses it)

You get one billion dollars, but its drug money.

As long as I don't know it's drug money until the coppers at my door.

You are the world's best at any instrument you want.

BUT

You are struck deaf to anything else.

Not worth it. (Pass!)

Your favorite video game character gets into Super Smash Bros.

BUT

Just as a Mii Costume.

Not interested.

You gain a lot of money

BUT

You must give it all to the church. Including your most prized possession.

Sure(Pushes it)

you solve world hunger, but your country disappears.

No.

You get the power to turn any frown upside down!

EXCEPT

your own — magical or otherwise.

Nope

You get to live to 150, but all of your friends hate you.

I can't stand being alone. (PASS!)

BUT

Once you use it, you won't ever go back to being your normal self.

I'll risk it. (presses it)

You are the master of Nightmare Fuel

BUT

You are also very paranoid about what happens if someone tries to challenge you for that title.

I can live with that. -PRESS-

You become a playboy billionaire and have a lot of Bunny girls as your maids

BUT

You're trapped inside the body of a cat. A real-world cat who can't stand up on its' hind legs.

Nope.

you get to end all wars, but you die afterwards.

Absolutely.

Save one of your family or close friends BUT twenty people you don't know die.