Above Troper Defeated! Get Equipped With...

Alright, the way this game works is that you name a weapon that Mega Man would acquire from the above troper if he were fought like a Robot Master boss, and explain how it would work. Ready? Go.

Hail Storm: Lightning-shooting minigun with axe bayonet.

Like this?

edited 19th Apr '14 9:37:14 PM by ArmoredFury

Yep. Like that.

Rage Barrier: A small barrier made of pure rage energy surrounds Mega Man for a short time, damaging any enemy it comes in contact with.

You Get: THUNDER HURRICANE

Tap to fire rapid lightning, charge up to do a powerful electrified drill punch that gives you short invulnerability time.

edited 19th Apr '14 10:42:20 PM by ironcommando

Commando Gear: Mega Man can utilize a cloaking device to move past enemies unseen or take them by surprise.

Hunter Laser: A simple laser weapon with a lot of energy. Stronger than regular Mega Buster.

You get Rush Jet after defeating his stage.

Ice Trap: Freezes the enemy in place when hit, then explodes after a while, which is handy if you're surrounded.

Badgersaw Mk-6: It chops, it hacks, it couldn't give any less f***s right now! Because a chainsaw honey badger is still a honey badger.

Shadow Cry: Releases a shockwave of pure shadow that blinds and deafens enemies, leaving enemies unable to move or damage Mega Man for a short period of time.

Hobo Slicker: Mega Man fires out a small puddle of a hobo's turtle wax, which can be used to make enemies slip or provide a quick slide for the blue bomber.

You also get Item-1 after beating his stage.

edited 22nd Apr '14 8:53:58 AM by TheHailStormer

Volt Beam: A lightning-based beam weapon that the obligatory water robot master is weak against.

Confusion Spore: Robots will become confused and try to attack each other or become journalists.

edited 22nd Apr '14 11:00:38 AM by lewattoo

Wattoo Whistle: Sends out an alarm that summons a shield of birds that surround Mega Man, that damages enemies who run into it, and dashes forwards at a nearby enemy when the duration runs out.

Ice Rush: Rush flies to the top of the screen and begins firing snow and hail with his mouth, reducing friction and visibility for everything on screen.

Time Drive: A grenade that, when thrown, causes a Time Dilation.

Pewds Slapper: A simple slapping attack, complete with Mega Man making weird slapping sound effects with his mouth.

The HATchet: A large head mounted axe which can be used to charge down your foes!

edited 24th Apr '14 12:05:39 PM by Bisected8

The Bisector: Fires a huge spinning axe in a horizontal line that can instantly kill a row of enemies before having to recharge. Only does a considerable amount of damage to bosses.

Tortle Shell: A vehicle not unlike the Koopa Shell from Mario, though it has slightly better steering control.

edited 11th May '14 7:53:49 PM by foxmccloud4387

Champions' Title: A sash which reads "Champion". Wearing it instead of armour allows you to auto-revive as long as you have the right items.

Sweet Tooth: A dagger that doubles as a great baking utensil.

True Power and Insanity: A helmet made of meat, when worn, grants the wearer the powers of heroes for a short amount of time, and the wearer is temporarily invincible. The weapon can only be used once before having to recharge for a long time.

Homeless Turtles: Lays turtle-shaped landmines that walk around in no particular direction.

edited 19th May '14 7:10:02 PM by kagescorpionakki

Silent Scorpian: A scorpion shaped drone which quietly sneaks up on the target before detonating itself.

The Back-Baker: Fires delicious lemon cakes at attackers.

edited 21st May '14 7:28:20 AM by Jinxmenow