There's no such thing as a chip bag.
Why did you burn down my house?
"We'll take the next chance, and the next, until we win, or the chances are spent."
"Just as planned."
You told me you'd been burned, I saw you hadn't.
Why did you throw ketchup at me?
"Did you expect somebody else?"
Ketchup? Ketchup!? KETCHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!
What happened to my house!?
The Eccentric Electric
I sort of....thought that you always wanted a transonic hovercar to crash at a rough thirty-something degree angle on your roof.
Why did you hack the code of the universe?
Living The Fever Dream
In Perpetual Finality
The stupid snack machine wouldn't give me my Funyuns!
Why are covered in blood and mucus?
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
How fleeting...
It was raining bodily fluids while you were making your way over here. Damn global warming.
Why is my 3DS snapped in half?!
I don’t even know anymore.
You wanted a pocket version.
Did you spill my pint?
But the floor looked thirsty!
What have I told you about leaving the door unlocked?!
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
It could let in a draft.
Who told you that you could eat my cookies?
edited 10th Mar '14 6:55:09 AM by IchigoMontoya
Me.
Where did the sun go?
Tief girl with eartude
My cat's litter tray needed lining.
Who put a "Kick Me" sign on the pope's back?
edited 10th Mar '14 12:05:40 PM by Bisected8
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
I didn't do it.
Who thought it would be a good idea to try and walk to Canada?
Me.
What happened to the moon?
edited 10th Mar '14 1:50:29 PM by Jondanger23
Fly Air Madeline
It was destroyed in the Great Lunar War of 50XX.
Where's my supper?
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
It grew legs and ran away.
What happened to my computer screen!?
that player to be named later
Looks like it fell off the table and ontop of a rock when your cat sneezed.
Now, true story, why the hell was my cow dead this morning?!
Always the afterthought
Because you fed it its own liver.
Where'd all the pizza rolls go?
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Shadow of Legends
Charlotte ate them all.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Whoever it was, it most certainly wasn't me. No, sir...
What part of "don't mess with our Arctic base's heating system" don't you understand?
that player to be named later
Damm it Manfred! I tried to stop you from turning it up to 15 C but Noooooooooo. You just had to take over my body and force my hand to break the thermostat that Ichingo superglued to 5!
Now, class, can someone explain to me why Jimmy almost got an iron enema from this railroad spike glued to his seat?
Always the afterthought
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
Because Jimmy put that spike on his seat himself knowing that I just look guilty by default.
Why must the cutest things also be the deadliest? I'm succumbing to Cuteness Overload as we speak and I don't wanna die!
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
Shadow of Legends
Because Everything Is Trying to Kill You in that particular Crapsaccharine World.
What is that Loli doing in your bed?
edited 3rd May '14 1:25:45 AM by MicoolTNT
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
This is not what it looks like, trust me.
Where's my supersuit?
I... uh... put it away.
So... about that cake...
pffft hahahahahahahahahhhaahhahaha no
Rules:
1. Someone says something like "Where'd my pizza go?" 2. Another person says something like "You didn't have a pizza."
So, where's my chip bag?