What's eatin' you, chief?
"I'm sorry sir, but I'll have to call your bluff. That is not a loaded gun."
Things you would never hear at a wedding.
War is God.
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
"We are gathered here today, ah...I'm sorry, I'm blanking here."
Worrying things to hear from your boss.
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."
Fly Air Madeline
We've hired a highly trained octopus to off any employees who have been acting suspicious lately.
You are a backpack being worn by Hellboy. How do you react?
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
Backpacks can't talk, silly.
Things you shouldn't say to the TSA during a security check.
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
Jungian Psychology 4 Kidz!
Unlikeliest categories on Jeopardy
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."
In Perpetual Finality
"I'll take Strangely Colored Pubes for $400, Alex."
Things that you don't want to hear during a massage.
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
That wasn't cream I just put on your back.
Something that would kill a romantic mood.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
What's eatin' you, chief?
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"Sorry if my hands smell a little funny, I just finished putting on my hemorrhoid cream."
"How's about we swap... fluids?"
Things never said in horror films
edited 7th Feb '14 5:15:03 PM by Prometheus136
War is God.
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
"Hey, we're going to the old abandoned mental institution on Friday, and we're bringin' our Ouija board! Want to come?"
"No."
Things you shouldn't say to the president.
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."
"I took a piss on your lawn."
A sentence that would anger your mother.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Shut up!
"I bought you chocolate, but I ate it."
Something a self-respecting Evil Overlord would never say.
Fear is a superpower.
so i made a new avatar
"What do you mean 'kill him now'? That would ruin the challenge!"
What Daft Punk Would've Said At the Grammys
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
hiya, the name's scout.
"We won Grammys after all." (Yeah, I don't know... xD)
What you wouldn't want to hear about your grandmother
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Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
"Oh, Gertrude? You mean Gimpy Gertrude?"
Things you wouldn't want to hear over the intercom at the airport.
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."
so i made a new avatar
"Man, I'm telling you, this party's gonna be the BOMB!"
Why Disco died.
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
"Look, it was bound to be offed sooner or later, I just wanted to help out by adding Metal into the mix."
I am Dovahkiin situation — What is your reactioning?
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
Disaster movies that nobody would watch.
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."
so i made a new avatar
Things you shouldn't tell the Pope
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
"But it's evident that the entire congregation is made of vampires! I mean, they even drink blood!"
Awkward Movie Pitch
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
The World's Least Powerful Man
"Okay, so, umm, there's there cowboys, see, and they're umm... in love. With each other..."
Things you wouldn't want to hear at a funeral.
edited 14th Feb '14 9:54:18 PM by dvorak
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
MY EYES
"ZOMBIE!"
Something you would never hear a doctor say.
INSIDE OF YOU THERE ARE TWO WOLVES. BOTH OF THEM WANT YOU TO SHOOT ELVIS.
so i made a new avatar
"Ah, you know what? This one's on me."
People you would dread meeting in a dark alley.
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
Underfail
Ah, Candle Jack, how's it go-
Sports that were played before sports existed
Hey, I've moved to a new account! I go by Silver Glyph now.
"Welcome back to TV Tropes, where the notability's made up and your life doesn't matter. Right now we've got a great game for you, a game called Scenes from a Hat.
How it works is, the first poster will set up a scene. Then, the second poster will act that scene out and then submit a new one for the next person to try. Here's a hypothetical example:
Poster One: Something you could say that would change the atmosphere at a dinner party.
Poster Two: "If we're all here, who's watching Madeline?"
If Dr. Seuss Wrote Classic Movies
Poster Three: "Higgity wiggity figgity whack. Higgledy Piggledy-I'll be back.
Bad ideas for television shows.
And so on. Now, it's time to begin."
Famous last words.
edited 7th Feb '14 11:14:51 AM by Jinxmenow
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."