The Absolute Madman
A teen who is probably younger than me, and punches beowulfs in the face, is my mommy.
I'm ok with this.
"We be we baby!"
(ON INDEFINITE HIATUS)
Isn't she too young too be my mom? Plus, I'm not part cat, as far as I know.
She/they. Hirrus Clutumnus is my comfort character
Something something smithy
Wha...
Something something Arena.
Well.
Do I aid my dad with his ideals, or not?
Hm.
PINNACLE OF MAN
My dad is a moron who is involved with military actions. Horrid.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
The Absolute Madman
Mom's an alien who wants to destroy mankind.
I SMELL A SITCOM!
"We be we baby!"
MY DAD IS MR ROGERS.
ROLE MODEL AND BEST FRIEND.
Something something smithy
My dad is one of those Halo guys...
Better get an energy saber with the deal...
Something something Arena.
...that explains why I'm pretty good at programming stuff.
...eheh
Red Like Santa
I hope that they ended the zombie apocalypse.
Now known as Cyber Controller
hiya, the name's scout.
so I wanna make out with my mom lol ok
ppppppppfeiufiofuiorjfadkfbnjkdflaosigjbkghuiafjkldjnbaghkd
My mom is amazing crystal gem-
Wait.
Does this mean it's like Rose and Steven-
On the plus side, I have a gem.
Minus side MOM IS- WAAHHHH
Oh crap, the furry fandom is going to be jealous of me and my father now, aren't they?
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Sorry.
edited 25th Oct '16 7:37:13 AM by DrNoPuma
Check out this fancast I made! Any votes would be greatly appreciated!
![[nja]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/user_ninja_2074.png "[nja]"){kind=small}
Edit: Well, I feel like he would probably be a pretty good, if hand-off father, but I have no idea how this is possible.
edited 25th Oct '16 7:36:15 AM by TheGreatUnknown
see you, space cowboy.
Well.
This is gonna take some 'splaining.
well you know how a cat can retract its claws? it's kinda like that.
edited 25th Oct '16 7:40:50 AM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.
PINNACLE OF MAN
No, please no. This is a joke. Do you even have genitals?
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
So basically my Dad, but a skeleton.
Ok.
Red Like Santa
He'll accidentally kill me.
Now known as Cyber Controller
...
Oh, no, no, NO NO
That's pretty cool, I guess.
Check out this fancast I made! Any votes would be greatly appreciated!
Well...I guess that explains why I drink...hmm...
But I'm a human...
Now known as Cyber Controller