I'd rather it was a flail, with Spike attached to the end.
Hitokiri in the streets, daishouri in the sheets.There we go.
I'm loving the idea of some villain thinking he's disarmed Team Arrow and then there's just a spiky ball of cat in his face and another cat in the process of chewing through his leg.
do not underestimate the cats.
Got a degree in Emotional trauma via fictional characters aka creative writing. hosting S'mores party in Hell for fellow (evil) writersYou'd think Spike would protest at being used as a kitty flail.
Wells is probably discreet about whenever he's eating a ton of calories. Probably does all the eating at home.
Barry's probably eating second and third breakfast, and always taking leftovers along with multivitamins and protein bars. Because damn, that's a lot of calories. His food budget would probably go out rather quickly normally.
My AO3Maybe Star Labs takes care of some of it? There were all those big belly burgers in episode 10, when he was training. I doubt Barry bought them all. and Wellsobard has plenty of money—probably did some major stockmarket investing thanks to gideon, so he probably helps pay for the food?
Got a degree in Emotional trauma via fictional characters aka creative writing. hosting S'mores party in Hell for fellow (evil) writersI've imagined him storing his extra meals in his ring and eating it when no one is paying attention.
‘My ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.’It would get sticky. (Is thst blood on tge reverse flash's suit? No, ketchup.)
Got a degree in Emotional trauma via fictional characters aka creative writing. hosting S'mores party in Hell for fellow (evil) writersI just got an image of him using his ring in a fight against Barry and while his suit is popping out, countless Big Belly burgers pummel poor Barry with an avalanche of meat, ketchup and whatever else.
Hitokiri in the streets, daishouri in the sheets.Oh lord. That's. ..wow. beautiful.
Got a degree in Emotional trauma via fictional characters aka creative writing. hosting S'mores party in Hell for fellow (evil) writersRe: Arrow Spike.
I think the idea of Ollie aiming an arrow at a bad guy, only for it to angry "Mrreeeeeowww" at the target because of general dissatisfaction with the situation and all the sharp and pointy ends.
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"You can reply to this Message!"I feel like Spike would be really not very aerodynamic though.
Got a degree in Emotional trauma via fictional characters aka creative writing. hosting S'mores party in Hell for fellow (evil) writersOllie made a Boxing Glove Arrow work. He can do a Angry Cat Arrow.
"You can reply to this Message!"... he made the boxing glove arrow work by stabbing the boxing glove.
"I hasten to interject that I have potentially time-sensitive data that merits immediate consideration." - VaarsuviusFair enough.
Man, Metakitties. I love em.
Got a degree in Emotional trauma via fictional characters aka creative writing. hosting S'mores party in Hell for fellow (evil) writersBarry probably is a fan of buffets. And snatching any spare food in the police department.
Re: Spike arrow. I'm imagining Ollie preparing to shoot an arrow only for Spike to walk onto the arrow right before Ollie lets it fly. (It doesn't hit, but that doesn't matter when there's an angry cat hitting your target instead)
My AO3all you can eat buffets tremble.
All those " If you can eat this 40 pound burger in our sitting you get it free" deals? Barry loves those.
A normal angry cat is bad enough. but Spike is a spiky ball of doom. and by the time you've freed yourself, Santiago's gnawed through your armor and taken a chunk out of your leg. villains start to really rethink life choices.
Got a degree in Emotional trauma via fictional characters aka creative writing. hosting S'mores party in Hell for fellow (evil) writersI would pay to see Ra's al Ghul's face when he learns his men are being taken out by kittens.
‘My ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.’"You are a group of trained assassins! We are the League! Feared by men all over! I will not tolerate you being beaten by a lowly bunch of kit-" *gets faceful of Spike*
Hitokiri in the streets, daishouri in the sheets.This is beautiful.
Ok, who let Light Yagami in here?Hey, you all have my full permission to write a companion fic/drabble set/whatever centered around team arrow and their kits. I'd do it if I watched Arrow, but....
because holy crap , that right there, that would be awesome. Spike, taking out the League, earning his tuna treats, heck yeah.
Got a degree in Emotional trauma via fictional characters aka creative writing. hosting S'mores party in Hell for fellow (evil) writersCatwoman really has to meet Team Arrow now.
Ok, who let Light Yagami in here?probably. Oh man.
I love how far this thing has exploded. It started with a friend refusing to speak to me after I wrote a thing about Eddie and telling me " write something with kittens" and now it's this. I hope this is my legacy.
Got a degree in Emotional trauma via fictional characters aka creative writing. hosting S'mores party in Hell for fellow (evil) writersIt would be a very fluffy and fitting legacy.
(And obviously the greatest villain on Arrow would then become the one with cat treats)
My AO3The metakittens visit Gotham? I know they're not in the same universe but this is fan fic. Fan fic cares for rules about as much as kittens do
Trump delenda estIf ya'll want them in Gotham and Starling, someone else better write it, I know very little about Batman.
assuming I get over the sensory seizure weakness I'm having right now, next chapter should be up by wednesday.
Got a degree in Emotional trauma via fictional characters aka creative writing. hosting S'mores party in Hell for fellow (evil) writers
I don't think Spike would go for that. Spear, maybe, or a mace/ morningstar. But Spike's shed, er, spikes, those would work very nicely as arrowheads.
Got a degree in Emotional trauma via fictional characters aka creative writing. hosting S'mores party in Hell for fellow (evil) writers