Something your avatar would never say

In other words, a simple line that makes your avatar borderline Out of Character.

"Why should I spend the rest of my life as a magical girl? A witch's life would be so much better."

edited 11th Jan '14 4:36:09 AM by IchigoPockyChama

"Can you feel the love tonight?"

"You want to date my Yuki? Well, okay - he wants to go and see Wicked some time, maybe you could take him to it?"

   I should slap that skank Misa if I see her with my Hikaru again.   

This reminds me of a quote by Heidegger: "As the ego cogito, subjectivity is the consciousness that represents something, relates this representation back to itself, and so gathers with itself."

<Insert any English word here>

Meow?

"Spend, spend, spend! Having more things is the key to a better life."

or

"You know, guys, maybe trying to save this planet is a waste of time. The Zwas have never learned anything we try to teach them, and I'm not sure they ever will. Let's just go back to Auguste."

edited 11th Jan '14 1:23:18 PM by lewattoo

"The are two kinds of people in this world—those with guns and those who dig. You dig."

"A man's got to know his limitations."

"My name's Buck, and I'm here to fuck."

"Hello, is it me you are looking for?"

"Yippie-kay-yay, mother fucker!"

"Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battlefield of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate, we can not consecrate, we can not hallow this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us—that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion—that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain—that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom—and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth."

"Friendship's shit."

"I don't want to learn to be a butcher. I don't think cutting up meats or killing anybody innocent is for me. Perhaps I can speak to my boyfriend about it, Yuki usually has good ideas and is so level headed."

"Long live the monarchy! Down with revolution!"

"You don't want to kill aliens? No problem! Come in and browse my rear!"

edited 11th Jan '14 3:29:06 PM by Prometheus136

"I am but a humble space center director, insignificant in the grand scheme of things."

"So Madoka died again. You know what, who the fuck cares, she doesn't need no saving. Mami deserves it more!"

"B-ball sucks."

edited 11th Jan '14 6:53:28 PM by FergardStratoavis

"I love you, Amora."

Gee, I feel pretty today! I love you, Dad.

Aww Kyubey, you're so cute!

"I love earthquakes and elevators!"

"Nevermore."

"I don't feel like fighting today."

"I hate Zelda!!"

"You're on your own, buddy; that's not my problem."

I hate salt!