#2: Nov 13th 2013 at 2:39:09 PM
The ones that make a weird sort of sense are hilarious.
"So, I took him to the roof with everybody else."
"This is no less true now that I'm going to mutter Om nom nom..."
"I think I failed the chicken body language equivalent of religion on top of rice to cook."
Be not afraid...
ABNDT
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#3: Nov 15th 2013 at 7:21:31 AM
Greek deliciousness in the morning, Pirates of Penzance in the ass!
I'll be Sharon Stone in the future.
Hey, prospective employer, I insist you must copy and paste this in your slander, sir, could not enough nights shut up about running this year.
Rory, never be rid of A Hello Kitty laundry bag.
I never honk anybody's nipple without exaggeration that its use of Amigara Fault + Fleshgrinding + Masterslaying.
Oh, Sten, it's cute how we met.
Kidnapping, defenestration, destruction of property, and plunderin' yer torrents! Wait, wrong pirates.
Panhandling sign glued to hands. Need $5 for solvent.
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This is the best Facebook app ever.
Basically, it searches through your statuses and mishmashes them into new ones. Usually it's gibberish, but sometimes you get amazing things like this: