Trees

I think the phrase "Money doesn't grow on trees" is false. The reason is money is paper, trees grow paper, trees grow money. Yay... I can farm cash from all the leaves in my backyard.

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Nooooooooooope.

Banknotes are made from cotton paper, not from tree paper.

Why don't we charge our world currency to leaves?

Burn!

i bet you're a real hoot at parties.

This would work much better as a post in "post your random thoughts".

Trees are bullshit.

Dat hair/stache combo.

I was hoping for an actual discussion on trees . Doesn't anybody want to discuss the difference between spruce and pine cones

What about a nice tall, firm redwood? Great color and smell!

Trees are often known to increase one's property value.

They also dump leaves all over your lawn. You can make money cleaning other people's leaves. Though you will have to check your clothes for beetles afterwards.

Missing a spider until later may or may not traumatise you for life.

Holly trees have always been the best trees. That is all.

Trees. My God.

@Bael Yes true :)

Massive overinflation, followed by mass destruction of forests to stabilize currency. One of the worst ideas in humanity's history.

I like the symbolism in trees. like Ash trees stand for Sacrifice, holly trees stand for rebirth...

@Ellowen Oh neat I don't know the symbolism. (Most of my knowledge of trees come from a mix of my dad working for the forest service, and living, and spending my childhood in the middle of nowhere well not exactly but a small town surrounded by more small towns, and the childhood part was out of town).

Because 1) leaves aren't credit cards, we can't run up a balance on those. And 2) if we change the world currency to leaves that means the tanuki will be the equivalent of the bankers and do you really trust bankers who have a raccoon tail and balls the size of cantaloupes?

Trees are fun.

   When being turned into firewood.   

Yeah, that's fun.

Is this about the monster movie?