God's Not Dead

God's Not Dead 2: The Regodening

God's Not Dead 2: Judgement Day

God's Not Dead 2: The Uwe Boll Director's Cut

God's Not Dead 2: Jesus Takes Manhattan

Shingeki no Heaven

Mary Does Dallas

God's Not Dead: Jerusalem Drift.

God's Not Dead: Red Sea Rim

God's Not Dead: Wings of Salvation

God's Not Dead 2: The Golden Army

God's Not Dead: Heart of the Sworn

Night of the Not-Dead God

God's Not Dead, But Give Him A Minute

God's Not Dead, Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Jesus

God's Not Dead: Suck It, Atheists

God's Not Dead: He's Currently A "Missing Person"

God's Not Dead: But Everybody Else Is

God's Not Dead: But I Know A Guy Who Can Fix That Problem

God's Not Dead: Legacy of Boaz

(Boaz is one of Jesus' ancestor)

God's Not Dead: Help, I'm being Subjugated!

God's Not Dead: An Unexpected Mission

Much as I enjoy this thread's treatment of the film franchise so far, it's starting to look as if we're not just flogging a dead horse but have whipped the poor thing down to its spine, having already flensed its flesh off with our rapier-like wit.

Can we not just kill the thread until there's something new about the actual film franchise we can giggle at?

So what you're saying is... God's not dead, but that horse is?

Flat Yes.

Let's bury the horse (for now, at least), shall we?

Take it behind the shed and give it both barrels, I say. Just to be sure.

edited 28th Nov '15 8:30:13 AM by KarkatTheDalek

Send it straight to the glue factory.

This isn't beating a dead horse. This is beating a dead horse, shooting it in the balls, raping it, eating its flesh, consuming its soul, mounting its head on a wall, AND THEN DOING THE SAME DAMN THING TO 12 MORE FUCKING HORSES.

Back on to the main topic(Since even I'm getting sick of the fake title names. And I don't want the thread to devolve into talking about beating dead horses), I'm kind of looking forward to the sequel. If only because I wanna see if it can top the original in WTF-ness and stupidity.

God's Not Dead: Desolation of the Red Dragon.

Hey, this Isn't beating a dead horse to extreme.

It isn't beating dead horse unless you bring up the Autotune.

One thing that makes me laugh about these types of movies is that the director has a view in mind, but when executed you get:

• A stupid series of events and characters that do not make any sense.
• The main character is just an unlikeable asshole you'd think the director wanted to get the opposite message.
• Booooooooriiiing...

I did once try to make an ultra low budget documentary (?) on the subject of Problem of Evil, involving interviews with half a dozen pastors in my town, few religion & philosophy professors, and a lot of acquaintances, both religious and atheists.

Well, after a couple months of sluggish production everyone involved just gave up on that project because it was so boring and unrewarding. XP

The Horse is not Dead 2: Revenge of the Christ

God's Not Dead 2: Thus Not Spoke Zarathustra

God's Not Dead: He's Fallen and he can't get up.

God's Not Dead: BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN' BETTER!