It's in the title of the thread
Dating sites really don't work for me.
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Hello everyone! 
Hello, Austin. Welcome to our club. We have coffee and junk.
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Sorry, but I don't drink coffee.
The platypus is my spirit animal.
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what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
The Eccentric Electric
Piccolo in a santa outfit...that's something I wasn't expecting to see today.
Living The Fever Dream
The funny thing is, he actually looks more like the Grinch than Santa.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
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...You're right about that, although Piccolo isn't a jerk and doesn't experience cardiovascular hypertrophy.
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Plus, he's pretty good with kids.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
He's also perpetually single, so he's basically our mascot.
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Bacon, your avatar is actually really funnynote .
edited 7th Dec '15 8:47:34 PM by Quag15
So, Piccolo is basically named 'Devil-Heart'. I can roll with that.
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Still just awesome like that
I figured him looking like the Grinch was the point of the joke.
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Wow, my avatar has extra layers of funny I wasn't even aware of? XD
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Satan's little heart grew three times, that day.
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Anyways Here's Darude Sandstorm
So...Piccolo is Krampus?
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Who's Krampus?
Princess Aurora is underrated, pass it on.
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Evil Santa
"When you keep serving lollipops, you get licked." - Chris Marlowe
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You know how we have Santa Claus, and the Brits have Father Christmas? Well, Germany has a demon that eats naughty children. Happy holidays.
No wonder Germanic Depressives is a thing.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
I hate how OKCupid only lets you see who likes you if you pay.
edited 15th Dec '15 3:19:07 PM by SpaceWolf
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No, I mean I have no idea what he means by "targeted audience."
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