The Two Point Five (2.5) Word Story

Because yes.

Basically, you post two complete words and an incomplete word that the next post must complete, using any number of letters from a word (except for the maximum). A post that starts completing a word must end with a whole word, and posts starting with whole words must end with incomplete words.

Example:

Post 1: "Hello, my na-"

Post 2: "-me is Teraus"

or

Post 2: "-zi sister exploded"

Subversions are encouraged, but please try to make grammatical sense.

Let's start:

Hello, my na-

-tionality is

English, French, G

edited 11th Jul '13 7:38:22 PM by MikuruFan

-odzilla, and I

edited 11th Jul '13 7:39:40 PM by PancticeSquadCutterback

-lack, and finally,

not an Austr

alian, although I

have australian do-

-gs, and I

just love le-

edited 11th Jul '13 8:57:53 PM by Blurring

-vel 9 of

Eversion. Speaking o-

f which, my

edited 12th Jul '13 8:04:52 AM by PancticeSquadCutterback

computer needs th

-ree thousand bullets

in my li

-ibio... um, thingy.

Now we le

-ave to Andromeda

edited 12th Jul '13 6:04:37 PM by Teraus

to punch pe-

nguin shaped beings,

before they bl-

edited 14th Jul '13 11:32:21 PM by Blurring

-ast them with

a Fus Ro-

-asted chicken cook

edited 15th Jul '13 4:09:16 PM by superturnstone