SPACE
So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.
The Harbinger of Strange
...Golf trophy. Now where did I put my clown wig?
You need an adult.
3 microphones forever
"Well, the vomit was mostly blueberry pie..."
The end of an actual conversation I overheard out of context once
Earth is the only planet inhabitable by Nicolas Cage.
Mad Scientist Wannabe
"...And he says, 'No, but I have Krabbys!'"
From the second Pokemon movie. To this day, I have no idea what the Hell that was about.
Of course, don't you know anything about ALCHEMY?!- Twin clones of Ivan the Great
And then the moose told me, "Your shoes aren't on the floor, they're on the shelf!"
The Harbinger of Strange
Honey, this one's eating my popcorn!
You need an adult.
so i made a new avatar
"Let's just say it wasn't milk I poured my cereal into."
edited 9th May '13 9:59:30 PM by PhysicalStamina
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
SPACE
But the Pope's his driver!
A Pathetic
"Okay, I fixed the old woman's tooth, where's the pitbull to fuck?"
YUUGI WANTS YOU FOR DRINKING BUDDY
Bloody Fossil
"So he says, 'That was no aardvark, that was my wife!' "
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I think I know the joke to that one. ![[lol]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lol2v12_4863.png "[lol]"){kind=small}
Damn Fine Troper
"So I said, that's not my gold-plated connector!"
"Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it. Don't wait for it. Just let it happen."
Eden
"The red wire you moron!"
Then they blew up and I never knew the significance of the red wire.
my drawing blog ya'll UPDATES 10 TIMES A MONTH WOW, THIS IS STRAIGHT UP MUH SOGGY KNEE
Shut up!
One of these is from an episode of Star Trek Deep Space Nine. The other I made up.
"...so the Andorian says, 'Your brother? I thought it was your wife!'"
"...and the Romulan Ambassador says, 'Bolian? I thought you said Tholian!'"
edited 10th May '13 11:28:46 AM by resetlocksley
Fear is a superpower.
SPACE
No sir, I'm a frayed knot.
SPACE
Why do you ask, Two Dogs Humping?
I'm freezing! Send help!
Hey, I know that joke!
"Many people died to get this Bologna"
This is the ending to an actual conversation I had. No context provided.
edited 13th May '13 4:10:14 AM by elrigo
Shut up!
...and the moral is, people who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.
Fear is a superpower.
Faceless stranger
That's not funny. Someone I know died that way.
edited 24th May '13 3:50:04 PM by Scrounge
I'm nobody, who are you? Are you nobody too?
SPACE
The Aristocrats!
Eden
...and that is why Batman wears his bat ears.
my drawing blog ya'll UPDATES 10 TIMES A MONTH WOW, THIS IS STRAIGHT UP MUH SOGGY KNEE
Faceless stranger
It's a little girl wearing giant robot clothes over her regular clothes.
I'm nobody, who are you? Are you nobody too?
Uniocular
"We can use my ass as a flotation device"
I left the room for two minutes. When I left they were talking about how to grow azaleas!
"It's so hard to be humble, knowing how great I am."
Faceless stranger
AND THAT'S HOW I BECOME A LAAAAAW! Pchoo, pchoo...
I'm nobody, who are you? Are you nobody too?
So then the other badger says "wait a minute! This isn't the British Embassy!"
Time to see some funny Orphaned Punchlines. Or at least endings of conversations you didn't want to hear.
"Yeah, baby. That's why I have two of them now."
edited 9th May '13 6:26:40 PM by JAF1970
Jonah Falcon