We had an IP for this awhile ago
. I still see nothing wrong with the trope. One, the title is Beach Episode, and approximately no one is going to misunderstand the trope with a name like that, and two, the grenades and beaches don't normally go together.
Truthfully, if this image doesn't illustrate, than neither do your suggestions. There's nothing about your image that tells us it's the same
episode, after all.
Not that I think your image doesn't illustrate, actually. Just that your grievances against the current apply to your suggestion as well.