ITT: We're in a stereotypical FPS trade server

So pretty much, it's like the generic FPS match, but taking place in a server where everyone dicks around, micspams and make TF2-style trades. Post away!

-spawns, spins around incessantly while firing a minigun, micspams Dead or Alive's "You Spin Me Right Round"-

TRADING EARBUDS FOR 2 SCRAP

Trading stout shako for two refined.

-is shot-

-micspams a BONK! remix, starts a sandvich picnic-

NEED A DISPENSER HERE.

NEED A DISPENSER HERE.

NEED A DISPENSER HERE.

-gets to a nearby engineer-

POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS

-offers keys in exchange for an unusual hat-

edited 9th Apr '13 9:06:42 PM by EarlOfSandvich

STOUT SHAKO FOR TWO REFINED

Selling crates...

Anybody?

Please. I need to feed my children.

2 Ref.

-ignores crate request, continues to chow on the sandvich nonstop and press c and 6 at the right time, and also the spy chat-

"What was that sandvich? Kill them all?! VERY BAD!"

"Sandvich make me A SPY!"

edited 11th Apr '13 5:21:35 PM by EarlOfSandvich

"MEDIC""MEDIC""MEDIC""MEDIC""MEDIC""MEDIC""MEDIC""MEDIC""MEDIC""MEDIC""MEDIC""MEDIC""MEDIC""MEDIC""MEDIC""MEDIC""MEDIC""MEDIC""MEDIC""MEDIC""MEDIC""MEDIC""MEDIC""MEDIC""MEDIC""MEDIC""MEDIC""MEDIC""MEDIC""MEDIC""MEDIC""MEDIC""MEDIC""MEDIC""MEDIC""MEDIC""MEDIC""MEDIC""MEDIC""MEDIC"

"And that's how I lost my penis...to a penis flytrap..."

(angry yelling over mic about muting)

-Completely ignores the ongoing discussion while going on about some rant about noobs, fags and cunts ruining the game and blaming them for all of my deaths. Doesn't realize I die so often because I ignore my teammates and just go off on my own all the time. Is in turn ignored by everyone else with any kind of common sense.-

edited 13th Jan '14 11:14:13 AM by Druplesnubb

-Runs around getting shot at by other players, hides random places, doesn't fight until 5th or 6th round-

-uncrates an Unusual quality hat, inevitably disables requests-

[ahem] SAXTON HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA[insert about a million more "A"'s]AAAAAAAAAAALE! [wracking cough]

edited 11th Feb '14 10:36:29 PM by dvorak

-With the voice of a 6-year old-

Can someone give me a free hat please? I want a hat. WHY ISN'T ANYONE GIVING ME ONE?!

"How about you give me that unusual and I'll put some money into your Pay Pal account."

-turns on the mic-

Dammit! This is why I disabled requests...

-spouts various memes and shout-outs until he gets team-killed-

<Tries this new game>

<Rambles about getting an inexplicable streak of killing shots before throwing a grenade that bounces off a wall and dies quickly>

"How do I aim?"

-invites everyone to a sandvich picnic, uses the mic to play Touch Your Gun-

-Sits in corner with grenade-launcher and fires into the sky indiscriminately-

"Lolz, L2P nooblets! Grenades FTW!"

edited 13th Feb '14 1:52:31 PM by kagescorpionakki

-Respawns as a Pyro-

edited 13th Feb '14 10:32:26 PM by dvorak

-high-pitched whining-

NEED A SENTRY HERE!
NEED A DISPENSER HERE!
NEED A SENTRY HERE!
NEED A DISPENSER HERE!
NEED A SENTRY HERE!
NEED A DISPENSER HERE!
NEED A SENTRY HERE!
NEED A DISPENSER HERE!
NEED A SENTRY HERE!
NEED A DISPENSER HERE!
NEED A SENTRY HERE!
NEED A DISPENSER HERE!
NEED A SENTRY HERE!
NEED A DISPENSER HERE!
NEED A SENTRY HERE!
NEED A DISPENSER HERE!
NEED A SENTRY HERE!
NEED A DISPENSER HERE!

NEED A TELEPORTER HERE!