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JAF1970 Jonah Falcon from New York Since: Jan, 2001
Jonah Falcon
#1: Feb 25th 2013 at 10:12:50 PM

JESUS...

Shaved bears look like alien monsters.

Jonah Falcon
PhysicalStamina so i made a new avatar from Who's askin'? Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
so i made a new avatar
#2: Feb 25th 2013 at 10:19:39 PM

It looks like a deformed cat.

To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
CompletelyNormalGuy Am I a weirdo? from that rainy city where they throw fish (Oldest One in the Book)
Am I a weirdo?
#3: Feb 25th 2013 at 10:19:39 PM

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair...

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JAF1970 Jonah Falcon from New York Since: Jan, 2001
Jonah Falcon
#4: Feb 25th 2013 at 10:21:35 PM

Fuzzy Wuzzy ate your face, Fuzzy Wuzzy didn't care.

Jonah Falcon
Alma The Harbinger of Strange from Coruscant Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
The Harbinger of Strange
#5: Feb 25th 2013 at 10:34:39 PM

Alma Yesterday: I like bears.

Alma Today: I don't like bears...

You need an adult.
CaptainKatsura Decoy from    Poland    Since: Jul, 2011
Decoy
#6: Feb 25th 2013 at 10:53:10 PM

D'awwww waii

My President is Funny Valentine.
GlobsterAGoGo from Mobile Leprechaun's alt account Since: Jan, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
#7: Feb 25th 2013 at 10:55:23 PM

Am I the only one who finds them less imposing that way? They look smaller and so much more herp-a-derp. :P

and then they fricked in the booty
Talby Since: Jun, 2009
#8: Feb 25th 2013 at 10:58:55 PM

I can't bear to look at them.

Robotnik Since: Aug, 2011
#9: Feb 25th 2013 at 10:59:29 PM

[up] I hate you. And love you.

GlobsterAGoGo from Mobile Leprechaun's alt account Since: Jan, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
#10: Feb 25th 2013 at 11:05:51 PM

[up][up]Oh... Oh, you didn't just... Maaaaaan!

and then they fricked in the booty
Alma The Harbinger of Strange from Coruscant Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
The Harbinger of Strange
#11: Feb 25th 2013 at 11:06:14 PM

[up][up][up] Badum tiss. Bravo, sir.

edited 25th Feb '13 11:06:21 PM by Alma

You need an adult.
CompletelyNormalGuy Am I a weirdo? from that rainy city where they throw fish (Oldest One in the Book)
Am I a weirdo?
#12: Feb 25th 2013 at 11:14:44 PM

They not only have the right to bear arms, but also the right to bare bear arms.

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JAF1970 Jonah Falcon from New York Since: Jan, 2001
Jonah Falcon
#13: Feb 25th 2013 at 11:41:33 PM

Am I the only one who finds them less imposing that way?

Examine those claws.

Jonah Falcon
bananasloth serial tweaker, sorry from Budapest Since: Nov, 2009
serial tweaker, sorry
#14: Feb 25th 2013 at 11:45:24 PM

First pic looks really werewolfish to me. Well, at least everything above the paws.

Not a fan of bears in general, but aww, poor babies!

please don't capitalize my handle. I just don't like it.
PhysicalStamina so i made a new avatar from Who's askin'? Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
so i made a new avatar
#15: Feb 25th 2013 at 11:57:17 PM

[up][up][up][lol]

To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
MrMallard wak from Australia, mate Since: Oct, 2010
wak
#16: Feb 26th 2013 at 12:06:58 AM

Aww. I just wanna give it a hug.

Come sail your ships around me, and burn your bridges down.
CompletelyNormalGuy Am I a weirdo? from that rainy city where they throw fish (Oldest One in the Book)
Am I a weirdo?
#17: Feb 26th 2013 at 12:30:52 AM

I'm sorry for contributing to the over-saturation of puns, but no one else has commented on the fact that it's a little bare.

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IraTheSquire Since: Apr, 2010
#18: Feb 26th 2013 at 2:39:24 AM

That's bearly bare.

Also, I have to admit that bare bears look barely like bears. I can bearly look away.

edited 26th Feb '13 2:43:09 AM by IraTheSquire

SBaneN The True Shane from Somewhere calm Since: Nov, 2012
The True Shane
#19: Feb 26th 2013 at 2:52:59 AM

Would that count as a Hurricane of Puns or something? tongue

...

Judging by the reactions, it's safe to say that I'd be unable to bear (sorry for the Pun) seeing it.

(This post will probably reveal the truth.)
joeyjojo Happy New Year! from South Sydney: go the bunnies! Since: Jan, 2001
Happy New Year!
#20: Feb 26th 2013 at 3:42:37 AM

Anyone seen a giant hairless bear?

edited 26th Feb '13 3:42:55 AM by joeyjojo

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DhanaRagnarok Disturbingly mustachioed. from France. COCO-FLIPPIN'-RICO. Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Disturbingly mustachioed.
#21: Feb 26th 2013 at 6:25:34 AM

Ugly Cute territory right there. Poor thing looks like the forbidden lovechild of a rat and an elephant.

...Wow, that must have been one PAINFUL honeymoon.

Look upon my R.O.U.S., ye mighty, and despair!
HeroShepherd from Earth Since: Oct, 2012
rmctagg09 The Wanderer from Brooklyn, NY (USA) (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
The Wanderer
#23: Feb 26th 2013 at 7:16:11 AM

It's kinda missing the bear necessities of life in the South American cloud forest.

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
MajorTom Eye'm the cutest! Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Barbecuing
Eye'm the cutest!
#24: Feb 26th 2013 at 7:21:33 AM

Bear in mind, it's still a bear.

"Allah may guide their bullets, but Jesus helps those who aim down the sights."
SlendidSuit Freelance Worrywart from Probably a Pub Since: Oct, 2011
Freelance Worrywart
#25: Feb 26th 2013 at 7:25:59 AM

That pun was almost too hard to bear, Major Tom.

Gimme yer lunch money, dweeb.

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