If you're familiar with Contextualize/Whamise This Line, then you may know how this will work. However, instead of a line, you must write a plot/synopsis based off a title from a work in a "Poster above you" format. For example...

Troper A: Soul Surfer

Troper B: Soul Surfer is a cyberpunk action film about a man who has the unique ability to go into the bodies of other people, and must do this to clear his name for a crime he hasn't committed.

Something like that. I'm just hoping I'm being concise enough. Alright, let's begin.

Lord of the Rings

edited 5th Feb '13 10:14:18 AM by Psyga315

Lord Of The Rings is about a man who becomes ruler of the olympics.

Regular Show

edited 5th Feb '13 4:31:45 PM by BiggerBen

A satirical comedy about nothing.

My Little Pony

A touching story about a boy and his pony as they grow up and learn the wonders of life. This story has the Newbery Medal, so you know it's good!

The Hunger Games.

In the newly fierce competition of the future's sports, food is only dispensed to those who can win the game.

Twilight

A psychological/ontological horror set in the Antarctic, featuring a protagonist stranded alone as the seasons change, losing himself in the extended liminal that is Antarctic twilight.

The Name of the Wind

edited 6th Feb '13 5:30:41 AM by ArsThaumaturgis

A long-lost early modernist novel about a young Appalachian hunter sent on a vision quest to discover the titular name, by which he will learn his own. Remaining excerpts of the work reprinted in various anthologies were a major influence on Cormac McCarthy's novel Outer Dark.

New Faces In The City

Exactly What It Says on the Tin. New faces are appearing in the city - new people, from nowhere and nothing, citizens without any background or memories or family. The story follows the local police department trying to discover why the new people are appearing.

Hyperion.

Scientists working at the Nat-eport Laboratory have discovered a new subatomic particle, one which could very well change the world forever with its capabilities. What the scientists don't know is the particle has a dark side...

Saving Private Ryan

Cdt. Ryan has been promoted to Private Ryan and now you must convince his commanding officer not to repeatedly force him to clean all the toilets with a toothbrush. Again.

Kid A

edited 11th Feb '13 5:12:13 PM by porschelemans

The story of the first test subject for a new kind of juvenile system that ends tragically.

The Odd Life Of Timothy Green

Duh— it's about Timothy Green's life. Except... well, there doesn't actually seem to be a Timothy Green.

xkcd

A young roboticist tells the tale of how he came up with his instant messaging screen name.

Secondhand Daylight

A heartwrenching story of an ill boy who lives his days in a bubble inside a medical research facility. Over the course of the story he longs to find out what it is like to be in Sunlight for real.

When he finally does it, the world isn't what he thought it would be.

The Rabbit's Free Time

After finishing all of their summer exams, a jolly bunny rabbit heads out for a merry holiday in the sun.

Modern Life Is Rubbish

An ironically-titled book celebrating all the joys and wonders of the world about us.

Barrow Hill

A thawed out Human Popsicle caveman gets a job in the NYC sanitation department. Hilarity Ensues

A Mockbuster version of Downton Abbey

To Kill a Mockingbird

edited 12th Feb '13 5:51:39 PM by HistoryMaker

All the woodland animals gather forth, having enough with the tyrant mockingbird ruining their lives and seek... to kill a mockingbird. (No, really, this was the plot I thought of when I first came across the cover as a kid)

The Crucible

Teenaged apprentice learns about life and the art of silver-smithery.

Gone with the Wind

edited 12th Feb '13 6:16:41 PM by HistoryMaker

The story of a man who's Sailing Boat gets blown far off course into international waters, and how he struggles to survive, before, eventually he is able to return to civilisation.

A Little Man and a House and the Whole World Window

edited 13th Feb '13 3:46:45 AM by porschelemans

A midget, burdened with the ability to instantly know all significant events that occur in the world AS they occur (think Bruce Almighty, stream of prayers in God's thoughts), chooses a life of solitude in order to cope with this handicap, but he's called into action when he notices an insidious shadow government brewing a world takeover plot. He arms up, Rambo-style, to take on the leaders of the organization and saves the day.

9

An airplane carrying over 100 people crashes in the South American rainforest. Many died on impact, more died of their injuries. By the dawn of the second day there are only nine survivors: a teenaged couple, seven-year-old twin boys, a three-year-old girl, a businessman, a female sky marshal, a stewardess, and an autistic genius. Can these 9 survive?

Watership Down

edited 13th Feb '13 10:47:05 AM by HistoryMaker

The story of the first crew of the first boat as it slowly sinks to the bottom of a pond.

Homestuck

Mrs. Appleburn is scolding her two kids for not doing their cult duties (animal sacrifices, chanting, those kinds of things). She tells them they're grounded... which accidentally triggers one of her magic circles in the basement and morphs the house into something bizarre.

The Stars Are Cold Toys

In the far far distant future, when all of the stars in the universe have died and their white dwarf remains have cooled to black dwarfs, cold chunks of degenerate matter, one ship is left sailing through the universe, it's crew waiting for the dreaded day it runs out of energy and their food synthesisers will no longer work, leading to their inevitable deaths. Can they find the legendary wormhole leading to another, younger, habitable universe before this time comes?

Another Music In A Different Kitchen