Freelance Worrywart
-wanders through trees, clutching cell phone-
"No no no, that's what I'm getting at. I mean, 'go to sleep'? Really? How is that scary? Need to change your image man, or you'll never get in with a chance."
-looks up-
"Ah crap, I gotta go. Yeah, work. Okay. Yeah. You too. Bye."
-clicks phone shut-
...
...
"This... this has ruined my entrance hasn't it?"
...
Ahhh...
AHHHHH! OH GOD HELP ME ITS A GUY WITH NO FACE!
-Runs away, arms flailing- Aaaahhhh!
edited 16th Nov '12 2:37:16 PM by Tidal_Wave_17
Freelance Worrywart
...
Okay, close enough.
-starts 'porting slowly after, menacingly-
edited 16th Nov '12 2:46:15 PM by SlendidSuit
Gimme yer lunch money, dweeb.
so i made a new avatar
-walks forward-
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
I swear, if I live through this, I'll never read another creepypasta ever again!
-Hides under bush-
Freelance Worrywart
Hey, you know this'll go much easier for both of us if you just pipe down and accept it.
-notices new guy-
Another? Damn, busy night.
so i made a new avatar
-kicks Slendy in the nuts and continues walking forwards-
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
-Still hiding under random bush-
The filidh that cam frae Skye
-Grabs an assault rifle, puts on the Silencer and starts repeatedly shooting Slendy-
Halper's Law: as the length of an online discussion of minority groups increases, the probability of "SJW" or variations being used = 1.
Freelance Worrywart
...you're just not going to make my job easy tonight are you.
-sprouts Combat Tentacles-
Come at me bros.
How'd I get here???
Freelance Worrywart
Oh. You again.
Gimme yer lunch money, dweeb.
Dread Pirate Captain
Not trying to ruin the suspense/mood, but do we play as ourselves here or as our avvies?
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
Freelance Worrywart
Honestly? No idea. I only changed my avatar to Slendy because I saw a joke and ran with it. To my great surprise, so did everyone else. Either way, I'm off to bed so you all have a chance to flee :P
Gimme yer lunch money, dweeb.
god this cough is getting worse....
Freelance Worrywart
I seriously don't get that. It's like everyone I stalk smokes or some crap.
...you seem to not be running.
-slowly advances-
edited 16th Nov '12 6:08:22 PM by SlendidSuit
Gimme yer lunch money, dweeb.
-loses consciousness.-
-is Masky now-
-Crawls away under bushes toward rickety looking cabin-
The filidh that cam frae Skye
I know that this may come as a shock to you, but the Ottoman Empire never equipped their soldiers with Assault Rifles. 
edited 16th Nov '12 7:07:06 PM by SantosLHalper
Halper's Law: as the length of an online discussion of minority groups increases, the probability of "SJW" or variations being used = 1.
OH YES!!
I sacrifice myself for everyone else. Besides, it can never be as bad as the eighth grade.
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
Freelance Worrywart
Problem Child
Hmm... my vehicle has broken down in the middle of the night on a forest road. How contrived.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
Dread Pirate Captain
Oh, screw this.
"Wait...what is this place?"
-cuts through trees with her longsword-
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
-Makes it to cabin-
-sighs in relief-
-all the walls are covered in circles with X's through them-
H-hello? -Waves flashlight around- Is anyone else out here?
O_O"