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New Crusader Kings 2 DLC: The Aztecs Invade Europe:

Terracotta Soldier Man
I think that a lot of people are missing the point that this is supposed to be more a joke than anything else.

Granted, I'm not buying it either, specifically because I want to keep my CK 2 experience remotely plausible, but still...

 27 Joesolo, Sun, 18th Nov '12 3:56:27 PM Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Indiana Solo
Well, I feel like a dumbass now. Game runs slow as shit on my laptop.*sigh* what was I really expecting...

edited 18th Nov '12 3:56:33 PM by Joesolo

I am going to shove the sunshine so far up where the sun don't shine that you will vomit nothing but warm summer days -Belkar
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I would preffered Iroquious, but this good too
 29 Joesolo, Sun, 18th Nov '12 4:24:03 PM Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Indiana Solo
I think they would have been happy just trading with the Europeans. they dont seem the type to invade you and butcher you and kill you and cut your still-beating heart out as a sacrifice to the gods.
I am going to shove the sunshine so far up where the sun don't shine that you will vomit nothing but warm summer days -Belkar
Terracotta Soldier Man
The Iroquois were actually pretty militant. I recall that one of the tribes converted to Catholicism not so much because of the doctrine, but because when they tortured a Jesuit missionary to death, he went out without showing he was feeling any pain. (EDIT: My mistake. They didn't convert. They did, however, cut his heart out and eat it so they could get his courage along with it.)

That said, Paradox chose the Aztecs because everybody knows (or thinks they know) that the Aztecs were badass, heart-sacrificing, killing machines.

edited 18th Nov '12 8:53:33 PM by Specialist290

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Mayas are better, if not more evil that Aztec
 32 Joesolo, Sun, 18th Nov '12 5:36:16 PM Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Indiana Solo
[up][up] I'm sure he had mixed feelings about that afterward.
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