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51 porschelemans11th Feb 2013 10:26:36 AM from A Giant Hamster Ball , Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
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A poker obsessed Texan whispers his time old "good luck" motto in the hope it'll give him a good deck

The car flew off the road and down the side of the hill. All that was found was a burnt out wreck. There were no witnesses. Police are blaming the fire that led to the deaths of the car's occupants on an inherent design flaw in the vehicle's fuel tank.

edited 11th Feb '13 10:29:34 AM by porschelemans

I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
This was the official news story at the time. However we now know that the bodies found were anonymous cadavers from the local medical school, planted to hide the escape of the master spy and criminal John West and his accomplice Julie Perice. Their whereabouts are presently unknown.

Nobody is a traitor, until they are.

edited 14th Mar '13 6:19:42 PM by HistoryMaker

edited 14th Mar '13 6:20:10 PM by HistoryMaker

54 fillerdude15th Mar 2013 05:13:16 AM , Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
A villain reveals that the hero's most trusted friend was indeed the traitor, and all it took was some blackmail.

I kill and kill and kill and god all I do is kill
55 Bisected815th Mar 2013 11:26:21 AM from Where pâtissières are trained , Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
X-Ray Suit
A krill fisherman has a bit of a speech impediment, leading to amusing misunderstandings.

Mix the sugar with the water and wait. We'll be good to go soon enough.
Someone is turning cocaine into crack so they can pay of a gambling debt they owe to the mafia.

"A shovel, duct tape, and half a pound of salted butter...god help us."

Good luck with mine ;)

edited 15th Mar '13 12:28:57 PM by boreed

57 ArsThaumaturgis15th Mar 2013 01:30:41 PM , Relationship Status: I've been dreaming of True Love's Kiss
Our heroes are attempting a daring escape; they've thus far slipped their cells and found their way into a small supply shed. Alas, a hurried search turned up only the above items, and the quote in response. This is not going to be an easy escape... but they have to try.

With a shudder, the world burst.
58 m8e15th Mar 2013 01:36:43 PM from Sweden , Relationship Status: Wanna dance with somebody
..and the virgin was pushed into the volcano.

So, your name is Edit?

edited 15th Mar '13 1:40:50 PM by m8e

59 Bisected816th Mar 2013 08:54:12 AM from Where pâtissières are trained , Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
X-Ray Suit
Edward It just introduced himself. Never Heard That One Before.

Only the gravel can save us now!
60 ArsThaumaturgis16th Mar 2013 09:49:32 AM , Relationship Status: I've been dreaming of True Love's Kiss
The gravel in question is the ground-down remains of an ages-old statue to a half-forgotten deity, one distinguished by the fact that somehow it has retained, soaked into its very fabric, a drop of that long-gone deity's power. By this point in the story, all but a handful is gone, evaporated as its power was used.

The situation is truly dire: in moments the villain will have power enough that little might stop him. The protagonists are arguing over using the last of the gravel to destroy him. One character, a devoted religious scholar, is set against it, heartbroken at the thought of losing the last of a forgotten religion. Another, frustrated, cries out the above line.

He shuddered in horror. "Please... no... Is- is that a kitten...?"

edited 16th Mar '13 9:49:47 AM by ArsThaumaturgis

Joe is playing a game where he bets his best friends $50 that he can go an hour without smiling. Things are going well until his friend's girlfriend comes home holding the world's cutest kitten.

Fine! we'll just have to do it without potatoes.
62 montmorencey16th Mar 2013 11:21:06 AM from the quaint town of Grimm, Bismarck and Gauss
So...yeah.
Prohibition era. The characters are moonshiners, distilling potatoes into Poitin and Vodka. Unfortunately, their delivery of potatoes has been waylaid by a rival moonshining-gang. With all sorts of unsavoury characters expecting them to deliver, our moonshiners must find a way to distill enough alcohol without potatoes.


If you aren't prepared to fight to the death, you ought to get a new haircut.
Complicated - because simple is simply too simple.
Joe is from out-of-town way out of town. In fact he has no idea how he got to the town of Trators Elbow. He just suddenly found himself stumbling around street with no recolection of the last few hours. He sees a bar and stumbles in. The first thing he notices is that everyone in the bar has a buzz cut. Joe has a ponytail. Suddenly the place goes quiet and several guns are pointed at his face. Terrified Joe throws his hands in the air and begs them not to shoot. An old man rises tells the twitchy gunmen "I don't think he's really one of them" . Then he turns to Joe and says " son I'm going to give you some free advice..."

wake me up when September ends
Razzin-Frazzin Robot
A special kind of bear hibernates through september.

"I told you we were out of bathtub-wine."

edited 17th Mar '13 12:28:16 PM by BiggerBen

So what you are saying is you served the governor radiator moonshine ?

Five days 3 hours and 42 minutes
66 Bisected817th Mar 2013 04:34:25 PM from Where pâtissières are trained , Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
X-Ray Suit
The amount of time Alice and Bob's contractor estimates it'll take him to fix the damage caused by Bob's Zany Scheme.

Step away from my pet book!
67 Khantalas17th Mar 2013 04:49:33 PM from ((Not actually a creepy adorable little girl.))
Creepy adorable little girl
In the world of Biblia, books are sentient creatures that are sometimes adopted by people. Some do not take kindly to their books being threatened. Or touched.

"Still, if you have reason to believe a girl fancies you, you can't go wrong with sappy stuff like that."
"Be mine, dear big brother."
"My plan is to climb the old maple tree outside her window and leave a single rose and a CD of the song I wrote for her on her windowsill. That way it will be there when she wakes up. What do you think?"

"Well son, it sounds like a great way to break your neck, or get shot by her father. But...'''

I'm a Veterinarian!

edited 19th Mar '13 2:13:55 PM by HistoryMaker

A gang of under-tens are playing charades; one girl is making sawing and stabbing motions. The others guessed serial killer, ninja assassin, lumberjack, and other assorted professions until she was too exasperated to continue.

Nonsense! No gun can reload that fast!
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The year is 1718. Local law enforcement is investigating a shooting there is conflicting witness testimony. Most insisting there was a lone gunman. Police are hesitant to believe this theory because several of the witnesses heard "nine or 10 rounds in one minute" but saw only one gun.

Fried buzzard isn't so bad actually

71 porschelemans7th Apr 2013 11:05:07 AM from A Giant Hamster Ball , Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
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A group of starving individuals lost in the wilderness are surprised to find that one of their number is actually an outdoor survival expert, as revealed by an incident in which a buzzard is killed by a lightning strike

I forgot to mention Memphis, home of Elvis, and the ancient Greeks.
I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
A very drunk Uncle Max is telling the kids about all the amazing places he has "been", making up half of it and getting the other half wrong.

Sometimes you just have to throw fruit at the problem.
73 porschelemans12th Apr 2013 11:02:51 AM from A Giant Hamster Ball , Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
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A Bond One-Liner delivered by The Hero after he succeeds in sending the villain's car flying off a cliff by throwing a banana through the window, hitting the driver in the eye and distracting him for long enough for the aforementioned accident to happen.

"There are only 12 days left of your life"
I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
Fifteen-hundred applied, 300 were chosen for the first interstellar colonization mission. The planet has already been teraformed but it is several lightyears away. The ship travels at relativistic but sub light speeds. Therefore even if the could go back it would take many years (from earth's perspective) and everything would be different.

The program director is giving a speech to the chosen encouraging them to "live like they're dieing" and cross as many things off their bucket lists as possible in the next 12 days before they are sealed inside the ship and can never return to the world as they know it.

Alcohol, tobacco, and firearms

edited 12th Apr '13 1:02:22 PM by HistoryMaker

75 porschelemans12th Apr 2013 01:51:21 PM from A Giant Hamster Ball , Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
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A police officer walks up to a Standard '50s Father and informs him of what was found in his Seemingly Wholesome '50s Girl daughter's bedroom.

"A Slice of life, a piece of mind"
I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.

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