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 26 porschelemans, Sat, 26th Jan '13 4:24:14 PM from A Giant Hamster Ball Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat
A greedy child with a split personality suddenly changes direction from talking about custard to talking about something 3 doors down.

Reverse the polarity of the neutron flow!
Mmm...
Joe and Sarah work together as engineers and they are both huge Doctor Who fans. They use "reverse the polarity of the neutron flow!" As code for "I have absolutely no idea, just make something up!"

'Vikings, Visigoths, and Mongols

Razzin-Frazzin Robot
The Vikings, Visigoths, and Mongols have banded together to create an unstoppable force.

"Damn it, man, I'm a lemon baron, not a pirate captain."

edited 29th Jan '13 10:04:32 PM by BiggerBen

 29 Psyga 315, Tue, 29th Jan '13 10:11:26 PM from Dungeons & Dragons No Sekai Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Nanako The Narcface
Some guy called Lemongarb from Adventure Time a pirate captain.

"He's the one who threw them all in!"
"An MMORPG without a logout button? That's a bold decision, man!"
 30 m8e, Wed, 30th Jan '13 12:57:06 AM from Sweden Relationship Status: Wanna dance with somebody
Two men accidentaly walked into an biker bar. One of them where quickly thrown out after a comment about leather and the other one walked out after.

Later at an other bar the bartender asks, "Is he the one that where thrown out by those bikers." The second man answers.

Negative thirty Fathoms, this isn't possible!

edited 30th Jan '13 1:08:19 AM by m8e

We aren't standing on the shoulders of giants, we are standing on totem poles of dwarfs
 31 Ars Thaumaturgis, Wed, 30th Jan '13 5:54:34 AM Relationship Status: I've been dreaming of True Love's Kiss
Through some quirk of magic a submarine has ended up floating above the surface of the ocean, the line above being their response to taking a measure of their current depth.

Quite how they managed to produce such a result is another question...

<Alternatively>

Once again the speakers are in a submarine, but this time they are taking depth measurements based on external water pressure, and have just hit a rather odd patch of extremely low pressure (less than atmospheric) that is being held under the water by an unknown force. (Naturally the submarine falls immediately to the bottom of region, which happens to be the ocean floor.)

"Sire, the peasants need a bath."

 32 sonofkong, Wed, 30th Jan '13 8:57:39 AM from Out of Sight
_____ ∆ _____ ∆∆
His majesty arises from his regal slumber hearing a horn in the background as the gates to his kingdom are opened. Rushing into the room comes a messenger. He hadn't seen any discomfort from the seemingly happy residents of the land but he had heard a single message.

"'S.O.S. The peasants are revolting."

The king was taken aback. He treated them so well but he knew something would happen when he cut off their water. He just didn't know a revolution was in his midst.

Regrettingly the king picked up his sword and walked outside into the square to face the unhappy masses but as soon as the door was opened a green vapor filled up the room.

As was explained "Sire, the peasants need a bath."

And in the end, the treasure was inside me this whole time. I better get to work.
Out of Mind
 33 Bisected 8, Wed, 30th Jan '13 10:08:39 AM from Red cheese county Relationship Status: I-It's not like I like you, or anything!
ego veritatem fermento
The protagonist has finally struck rich; by selling his blood as a delicacy to a race of vampires who were attacking him in his quest for gold.

You might have a carrot, but I've found myself a moose antler!
Two dogs a Lab named Roxy and a terrier mix named George are running around in their extensive backyard. Their owner comes out and calls them both over. Only Roxy shows up to the back door where she happily performs tricks for her master as and is rewarded with a carrot (an excellent healthy treat for dogs). Roxy Yup takes her carrot over to her favorite shady spot to eat it. Their she sees George and asks him "why didn't you come do tricks for the master. He is good and gives good treats." George drags something out from behind the tree and replies "You might have a carrot but I've found myself a moose antler!"

Five pounds of beef fat and a lime

edited 30th Jan '13 10:46:23 PM by HistoryMaker

 35 Ars Thaumaturgis, Thu, 31st Jan '13 6:20:10 AM Relationship Status: I've been dreaming of True Love's Kiss
The protagonist is attempting to make the most disgusting cake in the history of humankind, and those are but two of the ingredients. You don't want to know the rest.

Alas, the attempt is doomed, because the antagonist, who is attempting the same feat, has just visited the rubbish tip and has returned with some... "choice" ingredients, one of which is trying gamely to escape.

The clock chimed negative one.

 36 Scorpio Rat, Thu, 31st Jan '13 7:56:17 AM from Houston, Texas Relationship Status: Reincarnated romance
When horoscopes go wrong
The protagonist realizes just how bad his friend is at fixing clocks when the "repaired" one on the wall chimes negative 1. He then decides to hire a professional for his damaged watch.

"Even the horse is ashamed of you!"
"Only women and cats are allowed inside my armor!"

 37 Psyga 315, Thu, 31st Jan '13 9:16:44 AM from Dungeons & Dragons No Sekai Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Nanako The Narcface
Crossover fanfiction with My Little Pony. One of the guys is giving a What the Hell, Hero? speech, equating the pony in the party (he doesn't really know them so he calls them a horse).

"So... Killing spree?"
"An MMORPG without a logout button? That's a bold decision, man!"
 38 Ars Thaumaturgis, Thu, 31st Jan '13 2:52:47 PM Relationship Status: I've been dreaming of True Love's Kiss
Our heroes are on a quest to prevent the rise to power of a sorcerer of great potency and ruthless heart. Amongst their number the heroes include their leader, a man who is determined to solve the problems with words first and violence only as a last resort, and a Blood Knight warrior; the former frequently restrains the latter's killing urges, much to the latter's frustration.

They reach the sorcerer's lair and infiltrate it. To their horror they find that he has been summoning creature after creature, myriad terrible and evil things, held from slaughter of all around them only by the sorcerer's magic. They manage to reach the sorcerer himself, try to talk him down, but he only smirks at their arguments and pleas. With a wave of his hand he opens a door, admitting several of the creatures to stall the heroes while he escapes to another part of his lair to continue his summonings, and make preparation to unleash them upon the world.

The leader finally admits it: the sorcerer will not be reasoned with, and the creatures know nothing but violence and evil. The only solution that seems available to them is to kill every one of the summoned creatures, and then the sorcerer himself. He admits this, and our Blood Knight gives a satisfied smile, at last released from the restrictions that had chafed for so long. He looks around the group, readying his weapon as he speaks: "So... killing spree?"

... Aren't homunculi sexless...?

edited 31st Jan '13 2:53:22 PM by ArsThaumaturgis

 39 Psyga 315, Thu, 31st Jan '13 3:05:20 PM from Dungeons & Dragons No Sekai Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Nanako The Narcface
Part of the crossover fanfiction mentioned above, though now with Fullmetal Alchemist thrown into the mix with Twilight questioning why one of the Original Generations is confusing his gender pronouns around Envy, then she says the line: ... Aren't homunculi sexless...?

"Bitch, I eat people!"
"An MMORPG without a logout button? That's a bold decision, man!"
A people-hater mad scientist had wiped off 99% of the human population and the cannibal supervillain was chewing her out for it.

You divide the radius by the gravity constant, get the square root of that, then multiply the result to pi.

edited 1st Feb '13 4:03:39 AM by fillerdude

 41 porschelemans, Fri, 1st Feb '13 4:19:41 PM from A Giant Hamster Ball Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat
The mad scientist attempts to explain how something works. He fails.

OH MY GARD!

edited 1st Feb '13 4:19:56 PM by porschelemans

Mmm...
 42 Bisected 8, Sat, 2nd Feb '13 6:49:43 AM from Red cheese county Relationship Status: I-It's not like I like you, or anything!
ego veritatem fermento
Someone's calling for help, but their accent makes it hard to tell if they're calling for a guard or invoking their deity.

Club soda should sort that out.
 43 Ars Thaumaturgis, Sat, 2nd Feb '13 8:20:06 AM Relationship Status: I've been dreaming of True Love's Kiss
One of the characters has been very shaken by recent events; another offers him a cold drink to calm him down, of a brand made by grinding down cudgels and mixing them into carbonated water.

(Yes, I've heard of a club soda, I do believe. My version amused me more. :P)

Has the love arrived yet?

edited 2nd Feb '13 8:20:39 AM by ArsThaumaturgis

 44 somerandomdude, Tue, 5th Feb '13 1:44:33 PM from Dark side of the moon Relationship Status: How YOU doin'?
The Lancer snarkily asking if The Hero and his Sickeningly Sweetheart are here yet.

"Walls to the ball, people!"

edited 5th Feb '13 1:45:02 PM by somerandomdude

Wenn man nicht die Fresse halten kann, einfach mal Ahnung haben.
A basketball team's slang for blocking someone attempting to make a shot.

His lungs were filled with cream.

 46 Blueeyedrat, Thu, 7th Feb '13 12:15:32 PM from nowhere in particular. Relationship Status: Mu
YEEEEAH— no.
"He" is an animal-shaped cake which the baker has put way too much detail into. Cream-filled lungs, a truffle heart, a licorice bloodstream, etc.

"We know we're all liars and hypocrites. It doesn't change a damn thing."
"I've come to the conclusion that this is a very stupid idea."
 47 JHM, Thu, 7th Feb '13 1:13:20 PM from Neither Here Nor There Relationship Status: I know
Thunder, Perfect Mind
An overzealous and extremely self-righteous low-ranking politician stands up in the party situation room and accuses his confederates of being awful, untrustworthy bastards. A few attempt to protest, but a long-standing party member of significant clout responds thus.

I could not have possibly stayed there with him looking at me like that—a stare that no-one else seemed to notice...
Jo is slowly losing his mind from the guilt of having cheated on his dying wife. He walks out of a prayer meeting because he's convinced that a picture of Jesus on the wall behind him is starring him down.

Warning: May contain traces of peanuts, tree nuts, or human remains.

 49 Bisected 8, Sun, 10th Feb '13 9:03:35 AM from Red cheese county Relationship Status: I-It's not like I like you, or anything!
ego veritatem fermento
The ashes from a crematorium got into the machinery at a food packing plant, leading to some rather humorous labelling.

Cold coffee and hot ice cream.
The gimmick/slogan of a newly established cafe.

Believe in the heart of the cards!

(Too easy)

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