Total posts:  1
ITT: You are Iran:
I like meat too much.If I were Iran, I'd forbid Microsoft from making any more consoles until they can make one that can outlast a Sega Dreamcast.
edited 21st Sep '12 4:15:01 AM by PhysicalStamina
If I were Iran... I'd take ALL the guns that Oliver North gave to me and shoot the sonofabitch myself.
edited 23rd Sep '12 8:13:32 AM by SeanMurrayI
The Final ECW ChampionIf I were Iran I'd tell Yahoo.com the president doesn't lead the country so stop saying he does and stop hanging off of every stupid thing he says... ...Wait, I can tell them that right now...
Modified Ura-nage, Torture Rack
Tengo una situación con mi familiaIf I were Iran... I'd get up and do an elaborate dance, then laugh as I cause horrible earthquakes and tsunamis due to being a giant, dancing country.
edited 28th Sep '12 5:40:44 AM by MobileLeprechaun
Quadruple Mega Transhumanist Crotchstorm Clusterf•ck
Master of NoneIf I were Iran... I'd politely ask people to stop making fun of me.
You want me to heal AND kill? Alright...
I like meat too much.If I were Iran, I'd be Iran.
If I were Iran... I'd make my own political windmill out of what disasters I'd willingly want to cause if I were Mitt Romney.
The system doesn't know you right now, so no post button for you.
You need to Get Known to get one of those.
Total posts: 32
TV Tropes by TV Tropes Foundation, LLC is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available from email@example.com.