ITT: You are Iran:

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26 PhysicalStamina21st Sep 2012 04:14:56 AM from be real, it doesn't matter aaanywaaaaaaay , Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
take a little journey
If I were Iran, I'd forbid Microsoft from making any more consoles until they can make one that can outlast a Sega Dreamcast.

edited 21st Sep '12 4:15:01 AM by PhysicalStamina

You wish to take me out so you study
Meanwhile, my clothes, mics, and foes are left bloody
If I were Iran... I'd take ALL the guns that Oliver North gave to me and shoot the sonofabitch myself.

edited 23rd Sep '12 8:13:32 AM by SeanMurrayI

28 Cider27th Sep 2012 05:49:03 PM from Not New York , Relationship Status: They can't hide forever. We've got satellites.
The Final ECW Champion
If I were Iran I'd tell Yahoo.com the president doesn't lead the country so stop saying he does and stop hanging off of every stupid thing he says...

...Wait, I can tell them that right now...
Modified Ura-nage, Torture Rack
29 MobileLeprechaun28th Sep 2012 05:40:32 AM from La ciudad se llama Duke, Nuevo México el estado , Relationship Status: Married to the job
god bless us everybody
If I were Iran... I'd get up and do an elaborate dance, then laugh as I cause horrible earthquakes and tsunamis due to being a giant, dancing country.

edited 28th Sep '12 5:40:44 AM by MobileLeprechaun

and the history books forgot about us and the Bible didn't mention us
30 ZeikHunter29th Sep 2012 10:37:07 AM from a bitchin'-ass hat
Master of None
If I were Iran... I'd politely ask people to stop making fun of me.
You want me to heal AND kill? Alright...
31 PhysicalStamina29th Sep 2012 11:27:02 AM from be real, it doesn't matter aaanywaaaaaaay , Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
take a little journey
If I were Iran, I'd be Iran.
You wish to take me out so you study
Meanwhile, my clothes, mics, and foes are left bloody
If I were Iran... I'd make my own political windmill out of what disasters I'd willingly want to cause if I were Mitt Romney.
The system doesn't know you right now, so no post button for you.
You need to Get Known to get one of those.

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