Ridiculous things you said as a kid:

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1 Teraus12th Sep 2012 10:20:19 AM from The Origin of Dreams
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I think there was a similar thread about ridiculous things you believed as a kid, but this is a little different.

People always make me remember of these situations. I think I was 4 when I said this:

Me: Mom, bring me some water.

Mom: Why don't you get it yourself?

Me: I'm not your slave!

And this:

Me: Why is my sister older than me? I can't stand it.

Mom: She was born before you.

Me: Doesn't matter. I'll rewind her.

I won't mention the worst ones, though.

edited 12th Sep '12 10:21:26 AM by Teraus

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2 ABNDT13th Sep 2012 12:10:06 AM from the Canterlot gardens , Relationship Status: Charming Titania with a donkey face
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3 FurikoMaru13th Sep 2012 08:46:34 AM from The Arrogant Wasteland , Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
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*our car pulls up at the light and stops; I am at most thirteen months old*

"Don-dons!" grin

Mom: "...? What?"

"Don-dons! Don-dons!" gringringrin

Mom: "[Furiko], there are no MacDonalds around here and even if there were, it's a weekday."

Grandma: ._.; "... well, there is one MacDonalds." *points*

Mom: *looks up at the sign that says MacDonald St* ... O.o

4 Teraus13th Sep 2012 01:20:18 PM from The Origin of Dreams
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Don-dons XD

I used to call thunder "totoba".
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5 DrFurball13th Sep 2012 02:35:54 PM from All Along the Watchtower , Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
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One day, at recess, I turn to a friend and say "Hey, wanna play Sonic the Hedgehog?"

Friend says "Okay."

I say "I'll be Sonic, you can be Tails."

Friend says "Okay."

I turn to large, scary-looking kid and say "And you can be Dr. Robotnik!"

Large, scary-looking kid punches me in the face.

Ah, the memories~!

edited 13th Sep '12 2:36:24 PM by DrFurball

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In sixth grade, I had a teacher who my mom didn't like. Specifically, she thought this teacher didn't have a sense of humor. So, one day my mom and I are visiting the art museum and we bump into this selfsame teacher. We say hello, and then I just have to go and blurt out, "Guess what, Mrs. ——-? My mom doesn't think you have a sense of humor!" Right in front of my mom.

She's only recently let me live this down.
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7 MikeK15th Sep 2012 11:43:38 PM from planet earth , Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
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There was a giant world map hanging up on the wall my bed was up against. One night it fell off the wall when I was sleeping (When I say a "giant" map, I mean that it was about as big as my bed sheets and therefor completely covered me up when this happened). Instead of just getting up and throwing it on the floor, I just laid there yelling "THERE'S A MAP ON ME! THERE'S A MAP ON ME!" hoping one of my parents would come save me from the evil smothering map.
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8 Teraus17th Sep 2012 06:47:38 PM from The Origin of Dreams
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[up] I laughed. XD
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9 0dd118th Sep 2012 10:04:35 PM from Nowhere Land
Just awesome like that
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10 0dd118th Sep 2012 10:08:04 PM from Nowhere Land
Just awesome like that
Also:

One day, at recess, I turn to a friend and say "Hey, wanna play Sonic the Hedgehog?"

Friend says "Okay."

I say "I'll be Sonic, you can be Tails."

Friend says "Okay."

I turn to large, scary-looking kid and say "And you can be Dr. Robotnik!"

Large, scary-looking kid punches me in the face.

Ah, the memories~!

That was far funnier than it should've been [lol]
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12 johnnyfog26th Sep 2012 10:13:13 PM from the Zocalo , Relationship Status: They can't hide forever. We've got satellites.
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