I think there was a similar thread about ridiculous things you believed as a kid, but this is a little different.
People always make me remember of these situations. I think I was 4 when I said this:
Me: Mom, bring me some water.
Mom: Why don't you get it yourself?
Me: I'm not your slave!
Me: Why is my sister older than me? I can't stand it.
Mom: She was born before you.
Me: Doesn't matter. I'll rewind her.
I won't mention the worst ones, though.
edited 12th Sep '12 10:21:26 AM by Teraus