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Ridiculous things you said as a kid:

 1 Teraus, Wed, 12th Sep '12 10:20:19 AM from The Origin of Dreams
Awesome Lightning Mantra
I think there was a similar thread about ridiculous things you believed as a kid, but this is a little different.

People always make me remember of these situations. I think I was 4 when I said this:

Me: Mom, bring me some water.

Mom: Why don't you get it yourself?

Me: I'm not your slave!

And this:

Me: Why is my sister older than me? I can't stand it.

Mom: She was born before you.

Me: Doesn't matter. I'll rewind her.

I won't mention the worst ones, though.

edited 12th Sep '12 10:21:26 AM by Teraus

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 2 ABNDT, Thu, 13th Sep '12 12:10:06 AM from where you're not looking
You can't kill a stone....
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 3 Furiko Maru, Thu, 13th Sep '12 8:46:34 AM from The Arrogant Wasteland Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
Reverse the Curse
*our car pulls up at the light and stops; I am at most thirteen months old*

"Don-dons!" grin

Mom: "...? What?"

"Don-dons! Don-dons!" gringringrin

Mom: "[Furiko], there are no MacDonalds around here and even if there were, it's a weekday."

Grandma: ._.; "... well, there is one MacDonalds." *points*

Mom: *looks up at the sign that says MacDonald St* ... O.o

 4 Teraus, Thu, 13th Sep '12 1:20:18 PM from The Origin of Dreams
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Don-dons XD

I used to call thunder "totoba".
"You cannot judge a system if your judgement is determined by the system."
 5 Dr Furball, Thu, 13th Sep '12 2:35:54 PM from All Along the Watchtower Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
WHAM
One day, at recess, I turn to a friend and say "Hey, wanna play Sonic the Hedgehog?"

Friend says "Okay."

I say "I'll be Sonic, you can be Tails."

Friend says "Okay."

I turn to large, scary-looking kid and say "And you can be Dr. Robotnik!"

Large, scary-looking kid punches me in the face.

Ah, the memories~!

edited 13th Sep '12 2:36:24 PM by DrFurball

 6 Hamburger Time, Fri, 14th Sep '12 2:00:46 PM from Right behind you
Revenge of the Lemurs
In sixth grade, I had a teacher who my mom didn't like. Specifically, she thought this teacher didn't have a sense of humor. So, one day my mom and I are visiting the art museum and we bump into this selfsame teacher. We say hello, and then I just have to go and blurt out, "Guess what, Mrs. ——-? My mom doesn't think you have a sense of humor!" Right in front of my mom.

She's only recently let me live this down.
 7 Mike K, Sat, 15th Sep '12 11:43:38 PM from planet earth Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
3 microphones forever
There was a giant world map hanging up on the wall my bed was up against. One night it fell off the wall when I was sleeping (When I say a "giant" map, I mean that it was about as big as my bed sheets and therefor completely covered me up when this happened). Instead of just getting up and throwing it on the floor, I just laid there yelling "THERE'S A MAP ON ME! THERE'S A MAP ON ME!" hoping one of my parents would come save me from the evil smothering map.
 8 Teraus, Mon, 17th Sep '12 6:47:38 PM from The Origin of Dreams
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[up] I laughed. XD
"You cannot judge a system if your judgement is determined by the system."
 9 0dd 1, Tue, 18th Sep '12 10:04:35 PM from Nowhere Land
Just awesome like that
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 10 0dd 1, Tue, 18th Sep '12 10:08:04 PM from Nowhere Land
Just awesome like that
Also:

One day, at recess, I turn to a friend and say "Hey, wanna play Sonic the Hedgehog?"

Friend says "Okay."

I say "I'll be Sonic, you can be Tails."

Friend says "Okay."

I turn to large, scary-looking kid and say "And you can be Dr. Robotnik!"

Large, scary-looking kid punches me in the face.

Ah, the memories~!

That was far funnier than it should've been [lol]
Insert witty and clever quip here.

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My music.
about my family:

Daddy's a boy, Mary is a girl, Jane is a girl, Anne is a gril, I am a girl, Aand Mom's boss.

 12 johnnyfog, Wed, 26th Sep '12 10:13:13 PM from NYC Relationship Status: They can't hide forever. We've got satellites.
Not entirely a douche
I pointed out a copy of Malcolm X and said it must be a rated X movie.
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