Dread Pirate Captain
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Can I make Dedede the town mayor?
Dread Pirate Captain
-lazily watching TV in his office-
"Dammit, don't they have any good stuff on TV?!"
-putting the remote, Dedede turns to look at the window notices guy walking through the town-
"Hmm..."
-slowly, an Evil Grin crept across his face-
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
I hope I have enough money to afford a motel. I'm getting tired of sleeping under bridges.
In Perpetual Finality
(Sitting at the front desk of a motel, nervously gnawing away at a ballpoint pen cap and generally exuding a creepy/unstable aura, muttering to self.)
Mmm... Only two guests this week... Too quiet... Might have to close the whole thing down...
...But Mister Grimes would be disappointed... Have to think of something...
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
Hi! I'm in town on vacation.
In Perpetual Finality
...Hm...? GAH!
Oh, um... *Ahem* Welcome to Grimes Motel! How many nights do you plan on staying?
(Creepy smile of feigned enthusiasm, still looks generally nervous.)
(Don't screw this up... Don't screw this up...)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
Dread Pirate Captain
-back at his office, Dedede is looking at the Grimes motel with a telescope-
Hehehe. Everything should go according to plan.
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
Ah! A motel!
(Please be cheap, please be cheap!)
-Cuts across street because there is no traffic, backpack bouncing up and down as I run-
same old me
-rides in on a moped and might accidentally hit Tidal-
edited 13th Sep '12 5:21:40 PM by Rivux
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
GAHHH!
-Dives out of way-
Jeez!
-Walks down Main Street, backpack strung over my shoulder-
Jeez, it's already noon and there is no one on the streets.