no
>Grab rock and name George for company
no
What's eatin' you, chief?
>Quickly grow tired of George's snide insinuations and punish him by tossing him into the nearest lava pit
War is God.
no
>Realize there is no lava pit and settle for simply throwing him on the ground and pissing on him
no
all the loose ends
>Pick up rock and name it George (...) piss on it.
No, but you will piss on it though.
...
Ah, now you feel relieved.
"YOU THERE"
Oh dear.
The voice comes from the same dierection as the column
edited 26th Aug '12 7:22:12 PM by eldritchseer
no
>Say hello politely
no
all the loose ends
>Say hello politely
"Hello, good sir!"
The figure in the center of the column is about twice the size of a house, winged, horned, and holding something that reminds you of your wand.
His companion is a likewise large man in clothes of a king, all black, his skin however is whiter than snow.
The things pulling the platform the reside on are tall ram horned, cloaked, beasts.
"The wand. give it to me."
What will you do?
no
>Politely ask why
no
all the loose ends
>Politely ask why.
"But, why good sir."
"The wand rightfully belongs to us, you will hand me the wand."
"Indeed, now give us the wand."
What will you do?
no
>Present wand in exchange for healing
edited 26th Aug '12 8:29:39 PM by skyflower
no
all the loose ends
>Present wand in exchange for healing
You present the wand to the figure in the column
"Very wis-"
He pauses before he gets off of the platform.
"You have bonded with the wand."
"I what?"
"I sence it has bonded with you, it is yours."
"Well...Sorry."
"You should not be, it is not your fault, but you need to die now."
"WHAT!?"
"KILL HIM"
The goat beasts begin to assult you.
What will you do?
Does What You Don't
>See if the wand has any offensive power and if not just run.
"All worlds begin in darkness and all so end. The heart is no different."-Ansem
all the loose ends
>Use the wands offensive power and if that fails run.
You try charging up your magic again...
Nothin-
You got it!
You have to believe!
-Cue magic rant-
You cast magic at your attackers!
You hit them both! shredding them to pieces!
"IMPOSSIBLE!"
"DIRECT INTERVENTION IS NESSECARY!"
The figure in the column leaps off the platform, brandishing his wand!
"Fear the power of Brother Nocturne, master of the lower void, weilder of the Black Wand, and reaper of life."
Nocturne begins to charge the Black Wand.
What will you do?
edited 26th Aug '12 10:26:30 PM by eldritchseer
so i made a new avatar
>Charge your wand again
When did this turn into a Magical Girl show?
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
all the loose ends
>Charge your wand again
No need! it has automataclly charged
You fire a few blasts...
What.
He just blocked every single one.
"A novice hopes to defeat a master, this one has been reading to many fairy tales. Hm Hm Hm."
He lets loose a massive burst of dark magic!
You go flying.
"SON OF A BBIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
You crash into the tree.
He charges toward you, his wand turning into a wicked blade.
What will you do?
I don't know Physical, I don't know.
edited 26th Aug '12 11:17:10 PM by eldritchseer
so i made a new avatar
>Defeat him with The Power of Love since you're apparently in a genderbent Magical Girl series
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
all the loose ends
>Defeat him with the Power of Love.
Who the hell do you love?
"Your fate was decided the moment you picked up that wand."
"Fuck off!"
You cast more magic!
He dodges your attack!
He glides towards you!
"You shall die."
"And no one will mourn you!"
He cleaves the tree in two, narrowly missing you.
What will you do?
>Ragequit (a.k.a. suicide)
>Offer to serve him for eternity
edited 27th Aug '12 12:27:57 PM by ArgentumUranium
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>Offer to serve him.
He's not going to let you.
He's still charging toward you.
What will you do?
>Befriend him.
edited 27th Aug '12 1:08:05 PM by Classifiedzerogoki
"Strategy? Spacing? I just keep punching until I hit something." - Sol Badguy
What's eatin' you, chief?
>Put a banana peel on the ground so he slips on it.
War is God.
all the loose ends
>Befreind him.
NO! HE'S GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!
>Use banana peel.
WHAT FUCKING BANANA PEEL?!
"Perish, mortal."
He lunges at you from behind!
You dodge and shank him in the leg with the wand!
He cries out in pain.
What will you do?
so i made a new avatar
>Capitalize on this opportunity and jam the wand into his leg.
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
all the loose ends
>Jam wand in his leg.
"HA!"
You jam the wand in his leg.
"GAAAAAAHRRGHHH! I SHALL END THEE!"
"Shut the fuck up!"
You begin to use the wand as a sort of climbing tool, as in you grab on stab over your head with the wandlet go with other hand grab him higher than where the wand is, rinse repeat until you get on to his back, and now you can't see shit thanks to the column of darkness.
"YOU SHALL PERISH! "
He begins to cast magic randomly, the column thickens, and he begins to flap his wings.
What will you do?
so i made a new avatar
>Hold on for dear life
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
>Activeate super-happy-fun time powers.
What the hell are those?
You decide to get up again.
What will you do?