A man gets to Heaven and finds his way to the line to the Pearly Gates. As he gets closer to St. Peter, he sees the Devil standing off to the side, tossing away the rejects, after smelling them. Occasionally, the Devil smells someone, and throws them into a pile along with countless others. Intrigued by this odd behavior, he decides that he'll ask about it once he gets closer. He eventually makes it to the front of the line, and after being accepted into Heaven, asks St. Peter for just a second to ask his query. He goes over to the Devil and asks "So, not to be rude, but what's with this?" while motioning to the pile of people off to the side. the Devil replies "OH, THEY'RE SEATTLEITES AND TOO WET TO BURN RIGHT AWAY!"
edited 3rd Jul '14 9:31:55 AM by ImmortalFaust
[forum cryptid: it/it's]"When the inventor of the USB stick dies they'll gently lower the coffin, then pull it back up, turn it the other way, then lower it again."
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable
That's happened to me so many times I lost track.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone elseThis is why you look at the entry side of the USB before, y'know, entering it.
edited 4th Jul '14 9:35:34 PM by TheMike
In the backyard, buried deep underneath the tree There's a monster, takin' root in the property...And as a rule of thumb, the side with the logo on it is up.
A different shape every step I take A different mind every step of the lineSo a rule of thumb-drive? :P
My Games & WritingGenerally speaking, a USB plug will go in the same way as you first try it - but only if you also try it the other way around. There's some shenanigans with extra dimensions there.
Quod gratis asseritur, gratis negatur.All of this could be avoided simply by making the shape of the plug visibly asymmetric.
The Revolution Will Not Be TropeableIndeed.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone elseA clergyman encounters a prostitute, she says "I'll do anything you can describe in 3 words for $50". He thinks about it for a while, and then says "Paint my house."
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone elseThree statisticians were out hunting together. After a while, they spot a solitary rabbit. The first statistician aims and overshoots. The second aims and undershoots.
The third shouts "All right, we got it!"
In the backyard, buried deep underneath the tree There's a monster, takin' root in the property...Squick warning
A man walks into a pub, orders, and is waiting for his food. it's taking a while, so he's looking around and generally peoplewatching. He notices a man who's just sitting there with a steaming hot bowl of soup in front of him, not eating it. He goes over and asks if he could have it, seeing as they guy wasn't eating it. the guy with the soup just pushes it over, and the first guy tucks in. about half way through the guy hits something with his spoon, and when he picks it out, it's a dead mouse. The guy immediately throws it all up back into the soup bowl. the second guy leans over and says "Yeah, that's about where I got, too!"
[forum cryptid: it/it's]What do you get when you cross a mountain goat and a tsetse fly?
Nothing! Everyone knows you can't cross a scalar and a vector!
In the backyard, buried deep underneath the tree There's a monster, takin' root in the property...beautiful.
[forum cryptid: it/it's]You have no idea how glad I am that someone got the entirety of that joke.
In the backyard, buried deep underneath the tree There's a monster, takin' root in the property...That's how I feel about physics jokes.
[forum cryptid: it/it's]I think that you got it on the dot—clearly the product of a mathematical upbringing. :P
(Which is to say: well done! :D)
My Games & WritingI don't get the vector correlation.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone elseA vector can mean something that spreads an infection.
Somehow you know that the time is right.S ("Things I have seen") ∋ "What you did there"
edited 5th Jul '14 7:07:29 PM by Noaqiyeum
The Revolution Will Not Be TropeableOh wow. That's really funny now.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone elseI'm guessing you also know what the expected answer is that the joke subverted from, right Bacon?
edited 6th Jul '14 12:14:25 PM by TheMike
In the backyard, buried deep underneath the tree There's a monster, takin' root in the property...What do you get when you mix a bowl of cream tuna and an ice cream truck?
A big ol' mess, that's what.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalousThe road goes ever on. -Tolkien
That sounds...pretty greasy.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH -Is promptly groin-kicked for overused meme.-
edited 3rd Jul '14 9:16:01 AM by ParadoxialStratagem
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