A burglar was breaking into a house. Once he got inside it was pitch black, and he was fumbling around looking for the light switch when he heard a voice.
"Jesus is watching you!" it said. The burglar froze, but when minutes went past without him hearing anything else, he decided he had imagined it and kept going.
"Jesus is watching you!" the voice said again. The burglar finally find the light switch and turned it on.
"Jesus is watching you!" said a large parrot in a cage.
"Oh, you're just a parrot!" the burglar exclaimed. "You scared me to death! You're very good at talking."
"Yeah, well, I've had a long time to learn," the parrot said. "My name is Albert."
"Albert's a funny name for a parrot."
"Not as funny as 'Jesus' for a Rottweiler."
edited 12th Nov '12 3:24:43 AM by LoniJay
Be not afraid...