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Until The Fire Nation Attacked
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edited 21st Jan '15 10:43:39 AM by Sebbymoran
Lord High Exquisitor
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest Until the Fire Nation Attacked.
Better to light one small candle than to curse the darkness.
jasper (thats my actual name)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKtNaVaqAKk Until The Fire Nation Attacked
Brightness
Legolas on the falling bridge - but he is an Elf, ok, I'll give him that. Bard launching himself at the troll from the cart - he is a human, so no excuse, his arms should have been shattered entirely from the force of that impact. Kinetic energy doesn't just disappear... People keep having conversations on loud battlefields - that's impossible. Bilbo getting whacked in the face - hobbit or not, a blow like that means you're dead now. Sorry. The back of his head even hit a rock rhe way down, so if the blow did not kill him, the landing surely did. Of course blows to heads are so common in movies this moment is barely worth mentioning. Only noticed it because it was clearly a really huge smack, harder than similar ones in other movies. Thorin and the orc on the ice - ok, so I discussed this already but the ice platform should have leaned into the direction of the orc the whole time, since he is obviously heavier than Thorin. But after that the orc launched himself from underneath - but how? He didn't have anything down there to get momentum from... If you grab 60 golden coins and stuff your chest with them, you need to be Arnold Schwarzenegger to even be able to crawl, let alone walk nicely upright. Gold is heavy, folks, and the comic relief guy (Alfrid, I think was his name) clearly doesn't have the build to carry those coins in a bag, let alone the way it was shown in the movie. Mountain goats are cute, but the speed they were jumping up and down on the rocks was absolutely ridiculous - but hey, maybe they were magic goats! And they were cute, so all is forgiven. So from this list, I think Legolas can be explained away with the comment that he is an Elf. The Bard cart launch can't be explained anyhow, since Middle Earth has the same gravity and physics as Earth - Like Reality Unless Noted. Loud conversations on battlefields - unrealistic, yes, but the filmmakers have no way to introduce new plot points, perspectives, events during battles, unless the characters talk to each other. Not really a mistake. Whacks to the head... well, a common occurrence, as I have described above. Still, witnessing the filmmakers going overboard with this provoked a reaction. OK, we don't know hobbit physiology at all, but there is no indication in the movie that they are tougher than humans (if anything, just the opposite) so I think this stands. Thorin and the orc on the ice - now that is a prime example of poor filmmaking. In order for the scene to work, Thorin exploits the characteristics of the physics of standing on an ice platform. This time they really should have made sure that the physics is correct, but no. The platform should not have behaved that way, so that makes the whole scene pointless. And when the orc launches himself out from under the ice, that is wholly unrealistic too. We have no reason to assume ice and water works differently in Middle Earth than on Earth and no wizard was involved in the scene. Golden coins - ok, that was a humorous scene, but still. Gold is gold. And it should be heavy. It was a character-defining moment though, so maybe I'll let it slide (holy subjectivity, Batman!). Mountain goats - they are cute. Subjectivity strikes again: all is forgiven.
Until the Fire Nation attacked.
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"Strategy? Spacing? I just keep punching until I hit something." - Sol Badguy
Fly Air Madeline
Arrior Wads until the Fire Nation attacked.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
Em7 until the Fire Nation attacked.
edited 9th Sep '17 1:57:36 PM by CaptEquinox
I have found that it is the small everyday deed of ordinary folks that keep the darkness at bay. Small acts of kindness and love. - Tolkien
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"Ah... I'm attending Hitsue Middle School."
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"Have you ever wanted to become stronger?"
Aichi went to another school before the series, but it hasn't been directly confirmed as far as I know.
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I copied my written up response so I could double-check the previous post without losing my progress on a completely different topic.
Don't step on the flowers.
why u hurt Stockcar-chan?
, Until The Fire Nation Attacked.
Maybe it wasn't so bad.
I'm feeling nice, so here's a nice, not meme related, rendition of The Final Countdown
Hydraloonie
The Cars universe is confusing. We know from Planes that there was a Cars WWII, so everything else must have its own Cars equivalent. What happened before cars were invented? Was Ford a god? Or did they evolve from horses/carriages? We know there were tanks, so when they were invented during WWI was it like a new species? Would the tanks just be normal infantry? Whenever a new car model was invented, was it like a new race? Wait. Boats were around before cars, and we know there were sentient boats. Would the first person who ever built a boat be God? Until The Fire Nation Attacked
Progress has it's stepping stones.
Not Sherlock Holmes
(Isn't this a clone of the "in my pants" thread?)
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Master of Minimum Unnecessary Effort
Arbiter Ultras Until The Fire Nation Attacked
"Instead of putting the bar so high, just be amazed you can breathe." -Joel Johansson
(☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ until the Fire Nation attacked
Jester of the Birbal Court
Ei, vou falar o idioma que eu quero until the Fire Nation attacked
The Prodigal Son returns.
Not Sherlock Holmes
(Again, this is a clone of the in my pants thread.)
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
We Are With You Zack Snyder
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Alexander Zamskoy, Jewish sass machine until the Fire Nation attacked.
until the Fire Nation attacked.
We Are With You Zack Snyder
“It’s gonna be a fucking badass action movie with a lot of heart and emotion. It’s gonna be a crazy, fun ride. Whoever gets cast as Nightwing, and any of the other actors around, are gonna go through a fucking boot camp experience because it’s gonna be a lot. I’m not gonna do a lot of CG. It’s gonna be all real shit. It’s gonna be real stuntwork, and they’re gonna need to do all of the stuff on camera and do it credibly. For the cast and the crew, it’s gonna be a visceral experience, and for the audience. It’s not gonna be like a lot of these movies where there’s a lot of CG and flying, and things like that. Everything he does is gonna have to be real. His superpower is being really fucking good, as a human being, at fighting and gymnastics and shit like that, so you’re gonna see that on screen. It’s gonna be fun!” Until The Fire Nation Attacked.
Batman Ninja more like Batman's Bizarre Adventure
until the Fire Nation attacked.
We Are With You Zack Snyder
until the Fire Nation attacked.
O green world, Don't desert me now Bring me back to fallen town Where someone is still alive Until The Fire Nation Attacked.
im not just any trash, im lapidot trash