That was excellent.
In the movies, they do.
Snape is probably a slumdog potionnaire.
Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.Well, Sirius being an asshole to Kreacher was one of many things that resulted in his death.
Fanfiction I hate.I found a pretty neat Parody of Super!Harry fanfics and bad crossovers.
"But if that happened, Melia might actually be happy. We can't have that." - Handsome RobI dunno. I think it's too random and 'wacky'. AKA, it's trying too hard.
himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da himitsu keisatsu yami ni magireru supai katsudou torishimariI suppose it is a little. But I like it for the crossover aspect, most parody fics tend to forget about the ludicrous power-ups given freely by crossover characters.
"But if that happened, Melia might actually be happy. We can't have that." - Handsome RobFor God's sake, since when is there such a thing as trying too hard? How in the world is trying hard grounds for criticism?
Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.Because comedy requires a level of subtlety for success. Pushing too hard can hurt you just as much.
Nous restons ici.Ah, that counts as "not trying hard enough" in my book. "You are clumsy, unsubtle, and lack discipline!"
Humor is a very serious art form.
edited 21st Dec '14 5:37:23 AM by TheHandle
Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.Eh, I got a chuckle out of it.
Not trying hard enough would have the fic be lacking rather than having an overabundance.
himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da himitsu keisatsu yami ni magireru supai katsudou torishimariIt got a chuckle out of me, too.
"We learn from history that we do not learn from history."Iunno. Not a writing style I appreciate. Too on-the-nose, maybe. It looked like "this is a list of things in these terrible stories" and not much else. Harry Potter and the Something Something did it better.
edited 22nd Dec '14 10:05:07 PM by Pannic
Fanfiction I hate.Speaking about stupid ideas...
Harry has detention with Snape, but then something comes up and Snape has to leave Harry alone. Deciding to get back at the 'greasy git', Harry rummages through his stuff to see if he can find something to blackmail Snape with.
Cue Harry discovering Snape's stash of Draco/Harry slash fanfic, revealing it to the public, and then embarking on a quest to discover just how ridiculously disturbing the fanfiction about the Boy Who Lived stories that his classmates have written is.
edited 25th Dec '14 3:32:05 PM by IAmNotCreativeEnough
himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da himitsu keisatsu yami ni magireru supai katsudou torishimari...Did Snape write those? If not, where did he get them? And if so...why?
Oh God! Natural light!Who knows?
Harry just wants to die after he reads them.
himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da himitsu keisatsu yami ni magireru supai katsudou torishimariHe might have confiscated them from a student?
Actually, that's good.
I can totally see Snape falling for the misunderstanding. He didn't write those, he doesn't approve of them and he's just as horrified as Harry... The problem is that nobody's buying it.
They were written by Hermione.
himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da himitsu keisatsu yami ni magireru supai katsudou torishimariAnd Malfoy thinks it's all a plot by fucking Potter to humiliate him, and starts hatching his own schemes to get back at him and/or restore the damage to his own reputation.
Which only serves to paint him as a Tsundere in denial, of course.
himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da himitsu keisatsu yami ni magireru supai katsudou torishimariplot twist: they go out at the end to Grease's "You're the One that I Want".
ophelia, you're breaking my heartIdea: Harry Potter meets The Wire. Harry is an Auror, and he's hunting Dark Wizards... 'E's a war hero, right, but nobody needs a war hero, not anymore. He's hunting for his Dark Wizards, and the hunt is long, cautious, and meticulous. The Wizards... they play a Game of their own, and it ain't Quidditch.
Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.My headcannon is that he ended up as Headmaster of Hogwarts.
"We learn from history that we do not learn from history."No way, that's Hermione's gig, yo!
Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.Hermione Granger, and her wife, Ron Granger.
My various fanfics.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. First mathematician asks for a beer. Second asks for half a beer. Third asks for a quarter of a beer. The bartender stops them there, plunks down two beers, and tells them they need to learn their limit.
Bellatrix refers to it as a "Muggle dunghill" and (near two decades after Snape left school, admittedly) it's run-down with broken streetlights and so forth.
Since Snape's a halfblood, I figure he should have a basic grasp of what Muggle clothes look like. (Okay, since magicals are surrounded by Muggles they should all have a basic grasp of what Muggle clothes look like.)