This only works a few years ago, but...
Osama: Is that a twerpy American's distress I hear?
Al-Awlaki: Its calling to me, loud and clear!
Osama: A Holiness as old as the Galaxy!
Al-Awlaki: Sent here to fulfill our destiny!
Abu-Yahya: Al-Libi that's me!
Osama: Three Planes of Destruction herald me, Osama Bin-Laden!
Al-Awlaki: Many suicide bombs clear my path, Al-Awlaki!
Abu-Yahya: Al-Libi that's right!
I feel a little guilty for writing that. But at the same time, I simply must laugh.