Because the anachronistic music won't detract from it enough.
Insert witty and clever quip here. My page, as the database hates my handle.oh come now. we all know how well it worked in Tim Burton's Alice. That Johnny Depp. sure can dance a mean dance.
ophelia, you're breaking my heartOh, and the Beyonce cover of Back to Black came out. It's horrible.
edited 27th Apr '13 2:31:27 PM by Mort08
Looking for some stories?The film will end with Gatsby living to set up The Great Gatsby 2: Rise of the Shadow Parties, an action-packed sequel where Nick and Gatsby are fugitives and have to fight terrorists who are trying to kill the President while attempting to clear their names. It will have Jonah Hill as Gatsby's brother Kyle Gatz, Samuel L. Jackson as Nick's uncle who knows kung fu, Tiger Woods as himself (he's a rival to Jordan), Helena Bonham-Carter as Gatsby's evil daughter from the future, Matt Damon as the terrorist leader/Cyborg Gatsby, Tommy Lee Jones as the President, and Marion Coutillard as Miranda Tate/Talia al'Ghul.
"Oh great! Let's pile up all the useless cats and hope a tree falls on them!"I'd watch it.
I didn't write any of that.After seeing those clips, now I'm REALLY conflicted. On one hand, everything looks gorgeous, and my fears about the music don't seem to have been true (but, then, this is only a few short clips). On the other, the acting...the acting doesn't seem as good as I'd hoped. It's mixed. I don't know.
Insert witty and clever quip here. My page, as the database hates my handle.Agreed. Judging from the clips, the only person who seems to be consistently putting effort into it is Elizabeth Debicki. Isla Fisher looks alright, too, but there's not enough footage of her to make any predictions. Everyone else? Eh...I thought Carey and Tobey were okay. Still not sold on Joel and Leo.
edited 27th Apr '13 8:05:13 PM by Mort08
Looking for some stories?Tobey seemed a lot more vulnerable (read: dopey) than I expected. He honestly seemed like he thought he was in a high school play.
Elizabeth seemed very good though.
edited 27th Apr '13 9:05:13 PM by 0dd1
Insert witty and clever quip here. My page, as the database hates my handle.So, the movie hits theaters this Friday! Thoughts?
Insert witty and clever quip here. My page, as the database hates my handle.We Australians are dissapointed we don't get it until next month.
I'm on Youtube Reviewing Things Cause I can.That's disappointing.
Insert witty and clever quip here. My page, as the database hates my handle.And it's not this Friday, it's next Friday.
Looking for some stories?*looks it up*
...FANDANGO, YOU LIED TO ME.
Insert witty and clever quip here. My page, as the database hates my handle.We can stream the entire soundtrack now.
Feel free to skip the Jay-z song. It's barely listenable.
Also, a question; is it true that the movie will be shown in 3D only?
edited 2nd May '13 3:49:03 PM by Mort08
Looking for some stories?The Jazz version of Crazy in Love is pretty hot.
Visit my Tumblr! I may say things. The Bureau ProjectNo. There's non-3-D listings in my area, at least.
Insert witty and clever quip here. My page, as the database hates my handle.Get thee to a Netflix and drink a cup of Moulin Rouge. High camp, highly serious. Which it would be, since those things are a tautology. Hell, just watch the two songs inside/on top of the Elephant. Heightened emotions, couture, ridiculous and unlikely action taken seriously by the characters — and ultimately by the audience.
This post has been powered by avenging fury and a balanced diet.Yeah, Moulin Rouge didn't work for me. It's highly subjective how well it works.
edited 3rd May '13 8:05:59 AM by Zendervai
Not Three Laws compliant.'Love is the Drug' is also a pretty great tune on the soundtrack.
Visit my Tumblr! I may say things. The Bureau Project@Nicknacks: I think you're forgetting how highly polarizing Moulin Rouge is.
And that it's the same director.
And that Moulin Rouge isn't an adaptation of a highly respected preexisting work.
edited 3rd May '13 2:24:14 PM by 0dd1
Insert witty and clever quip here. My page, as the database hates my handle.Well, it is loosely based on an opera.
I'm just gonna say this; if the acting portions of Great Gatsby are anything like the acting portions of Moulin Rouge, then Great Gatsby is screwed. There may not be a limit to how much silly stuff the characters can take seriously when it comes to Camp, but there is a limit for the audience.
edited 3rd May '13 3:11:16 PM by Mort08
Looking for some stories?Le sigh. *headplonk*
This post has been powered by avenging fury and a balanced diet.I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE TOUCHING MY.......THINGS!
Not Three Laws compliant.Reviews are starting to come in, and several of them are...uncomplimentary, so to speak.
I'm still gonna see it because the book was awesome and I've never completely seen a Baz Luhrmann film before.
edited 6th May '13 2:54:59 PM by Mort08
Looking for some stories?
It's called joking. Of course he knows how it ends.
edited 26th Apr '13 12:16:52 PM by Tuckerscreator
Per the mods' repellant efforts to avoid all responsibility, I regret to announce this is the end of my time on TVT. I'm going now. Goodbye.