Actual Cannibal Shia Labeouf:

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1 Maridee9th May 2012 11:30:55 AM from surfside , Relationship Status: Dating Catwoman
You're walking in the woods. There's no one around and your phone is dead. When out of the corner of your eye you spot him...Shia Labeouf.

Rob Cantor's site.
ophelia, you're breaking my heart
I still believe if this was adapted into a movie, it would be the greatest movie to feature Shia Labeouf ever.
Admittedly about fifty percent enlightenmentCaveman too.
3 Hanz8th Jun 2012 07:21:22 AM from Somewhere Else
Sufficiently Awesome
That's not exactly saying much, I think.

Also, I remember that The Beef actually tweeted about a murder in Florida, saying "I didn't do it... Or did I?" or something around the lines.
To Hell with the world and all it's Myriad Peoples!
4 Maridee9th Jun 2012 08:48:18 PM from surfside , Relationship Status: Dating Catwoman
If this got made into a movie, it'd be the biggest Fan Ascension ever.

...I can see it more as a short film, tho. It'd be easier to adapt that way.

...oh God. sequels.
ophelia, you're breaking my heart
It wouldn't just be the greatest Shia Labeouf movie ever, it would be the greatest movie ever period.

edited 18th Aug '12 1:38:20 PM by cfive

6 Psyclone20th Aug 2012 11:27:11 AM from Somewhere else
A Superior Spider-Man
Shia La Beouf as a cannibal on Criminal Minds. MAKE IT HAPPEN HOLLYWOOD. tongue

edited 20th Aug '12 11:27:18 AM by Psyclone

Any child can follow rules. True adulthood is knowing which ones to break and when.
7 Wackd9th Dec 2014 01:23:39 PM , Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
8 ScottPilgrim20139th Dec 2014 03:19:05 PM from Arkham Asylum , Relationship Status: Waiting for Prince Charming
Why aren't you laughing?
The thumbnail alone is just plain bizarre.What the fuck happened to the guy?
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9 AceofSpades9th Dec 2014 09:47:28 PM , Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
I don't understand how this became a meme or took on the life it did. Can someone please explain this to me???
10 Maridee10th Dec 2014 10:32:28 PM from surfside , Relationship Status: Dating Catwoman
shhhhhhhhhhhhh don't question it

just recognize that the formula of horror tropes + Shia Labeouf + song hit the internet when the stars were just aligned and it became inexplicably popular

there will be nothing like it ever again, it is unique, it is a treasure, we must protect it

ophelia, you're breaking my heart
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