1000 Bad Reasons To Declare War:

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276 SantosLHalper14th Apr 2012 06:25:03 AM from The Canterlot of the North
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359. Because they don't worship Shub-Niggurath! IÄ! IÄ!
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277 BioSafety14th Apr 2012 09:43:28 AM from The Ethereal Mists
Darkness
360. Because there's a typo in their Constitution.

361. Because I found a hidden message in the Bible telling me to attack them.

362. Because I found a hidden message in the Bible telling them to attack me, and I wanted to beat them to it.
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278 Gamebreaking14th Apr 2012 11:51:23 AM from Inside an Australian. , Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Ten seconds before
363: Someone demanded pizza at the peace meeting and now they won't serve anything else!
Deep into that darkness, peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before.
279 TheOneWhoTropes14th Apr 2012 01:59:08 PM from Newton-Le-Willows, England (Quaint Town) , Relationship Status: With my statistically significant other
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364. Because they worship The Abyssal Being Shub-Niggurath!

edited 14th Apr '12 2:00:57 PM by TheOneWhoTropes

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365. The years are too long

366. Its a leap year. Therefor war must be declared.
281 TheOneWhoTropes14th Apr 2012 02:01:46 PM from Newton-Le-Willows, England (Quaint Town) , Relationship Status: With my statistically significant other
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367 [up] They misspelt "Therefore".
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282 neobullseye14th Apr 2012 02:03:02 PM from Here, of course.
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[up] 368. They are Grammar Nazis :P

EDIT: Edited a number in.

edited 14th Apr '12 2:06:24 PM by neobullseye

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283 TheOneWhoTropes14th Apr 2012 02:05:15 PM from Newton-Le-Willows, England (Quaint Town) , Relationship Status: With my statistically significant other
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369. They don't number their reasons.
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284 neobullseye14th Apr 2012 02:06:46 PM from Here, of course.
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370. They keep correcting you on every little detail.
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285 Misuki14th Apr 2012 02:15:48 PM from America , Relationship Status: Not war
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371. And even though they correct you, they flip their lids when you point out their improper grammar on all their diplomatic documents.
Draw a circle, that's the earth!
286 GameChainsaw14th Apr 2012 02:18:45 PM from sunshine and rainbows!
287 Misuki14th Apr 2012 02:24:55 PM from America , Relationship Status: Not war
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373. On top of that, they wear tacky finger-nail polish.
Draw a circle, that's the earth!
374. The royal queen needed something EXTRA special for her anniversary so I gave her a country (Without owning it, details details)
289 Landorkus14th Apr 2012 07:24:22 PM from The gates of Hell , Relationship Status: Browsing the selection
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!
375. My mail was swapped with the country's queen's and it turns out someone has been sneaking nude photos of me into her mailbox!
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376. Someone has been sneaking nude photos into the queen's mailbox, so we're declaring war on the primary suspect's nation!

edited 14th Apr '12 7:29:18 PM by Falkon

291 Jhimmibhob15th Apr 2012 05:08:20 PM from Where the tea is sweet, and the cornbread ain't , Relationship Status: My own grandpa
377. Plucky teenager and his girlfriend decided to play "Global Thermonuclear War."

378. No green in neighboring country's flag; was St. Patrick's Day.

379. Lame-o recent world-leader trend: "Bros Nuking Bros."

edited 15th Apr '12 5:09:57 PM by Jhimmibhob

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292 GameChainsaw16th Apr 2012 12:40:07 AM from sunshine and rainbows!
The Shadows Devour You.
380. They refuse to upgrade my town to city status. Well, if I lead a rebellion to burn down all the large cities, then my town will be the city!
293 Belfagor16th Apr 2012 02:26:50 PM from Nonantola, Italy
381. Because they don't wear shorts-shorts.
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294 Gamebreaking16th Apr 2012 03:29:25 PM from Inside an Australian. , Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Ten seconds before
Deep into that darkness, peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before.
295 EarlOfSandvich16th Apr 2012 05:38:14 PM from the Palouse , Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
Chewing bubblegum and kicking ass in heaven
383. Wanted to reenact Alexander the Great and Genghis Khan
384. In hopes that I use all the money I've seized to spend it all on Hookers and Blow
385. The other country exports tomatoes to my country, and somebody here hates tomatoes

edited 16th Apr '12 5:38:21 PM by EarlOfSandvich

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[up] 384 (Laconic Version). I need Hookers and Blow.
297 GameChainsaw17th Apr 2012 06:13:52 AM from sunshine and rainbows!
The Shadows Devour You.
386: We need money and we've vastly underestimated the cost of war and vastly overestimate the value of loot.

edited 17th Apr '12 6:14:11 AM by GameChainsaw

298 Jhimmibhob17th Apr 2012 06:25:21 PM from Where the tea is sweet, and the cornbread ain't , Relationship Status: My own grandpa
387. Country's scruffy, rebellious exchange students keep introducing dancing to our straight-laced small towns.
"She was the kind of dame they write similes about." —Pterodactyl Jones
299 Aqueos17th Apr 2012 06:33:02 PM from San Fransisco Suburbs , Relationship Status: Tweaking my holographic boyfriend
388. Their military was ranked more powerful than ours so we want to show otherwise.
Bet you didn't see that coming
300 Jhimmibhob17th Apr 2012 06:34:51 PM from Where the tea is sweet, and the cornbread ain't , Relationship Status: My own grandpa
389. Blew 60% of GDP on prototype giant mecha; I'd start to look silly if it just stood there.

edited 17th Apr '12 6:35:11 PM by Jhimmibhob

"She was the kind of dame they write similes about." —Pterodactyl Jones

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