Twilight: Breaking Dawn - Part 2

geeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh.

Just one more movie D, you can get through this!

Sooooo excited!!!!!

Time to finally end this garbage and get on with our lives!

Oh Christ, why won't this go away?

Would it be cliche at this point to say that Twilight hate has gotten just as boring as Twilight love by now?

Either way, I already got what I wanted from the first one (Hot Vampire Teeth on Birthing Mother Action!), but I might as well see it since I saw all the others (save for Eclipse).

I only watch the movies with the help of Rifftrax and junk food. Otherwise I would just be shouting angrily at the TV.

But then you can't hear the audience audibly laughing hysterically at scenes that are supposed to be taken seriously! (I'm looking at you, climax of New Moon.)

Anyone else find it itneresting that there's no sign of Nessie in this teaser?

Also, vampire-Bella was one of the most interesting things in that book.

I don't understand. How can Bella be a vampire???

To do that, she'd have to become even more pale and angsty.

Here's hoping that it's loaded up with nightmare fuel to scar the fans! :)

With red eyes Mort! Red eyes!

I hope this last one kills the franchise.

Isn't it a little late to be hoping for that?

Next time I want to hit on a woman, I'll talk about how we should be at thermal equilibrium.

How does Edward stay icy cold all the time? He'd have to be...radiating cold (perhaps he's Mister Freeze? Wait...no...Mr. Freeze would kick his sparkly little ass), because if he's not producing body heat, he should simply be at room temperature.

That and how is snuggling up to a rock-hard popsicle appealing?

We're not out of the woods yet. I hear Fifty Shades of Grey got a movie deal. And once that's finally over, we may have to deal with movies inspired by that. It'll become an endless loop!

(On the plus side, while I hear Grey falls solidly in the Rule-Abiding Rebel "BDSM is sexy, evil, evil, sexy, horrible, horrible, fap to this but don't ever ever try it in real life" camp, it's bound to inspire a few works that promote alternative sexualities as healthy. Maybe we'll even get one that's actually good.)

edited 6th Apr '12 3:52:13 AM by feotakahari

WTF.

So should I wait awhile to turn my brain off, or should I just get it over with now?

x4. Oh dear. My faith in American filmmaking is fading fast.

On another note, I think I'm looking forward to seeing this one. Yes, it's about Eddie and Bella's romance, but we also get to see Bella rip out a few deers' necks.

edited 9th Apr '12 8:10:14 PM by UmLovely

I was actually curious about Fifty Shades Of Grey since it was at the top of the bestseller list. Thanks for the info. Will avoid now.

And don't forget Reneseme!

Congratulations. You just killed my faith in human intelligence.

Hey, "bestseller" doesn't necessarily equate to "best received." Curiosity can be a powerful motivator.

Edit: Found out about the book. THAT'S WOMEN (and I am one) FIND SEXY?! And it's written badly to boot.

...I am ashamed. And I am no way a prude about sex.

Edit #2: Actually no. It's the fact that people find an erotic romance to be such an ideal. Especally since this is under the All Girls Want Bad Boys, of which, I personally never got.

edited 8th Apr '12 4:03:27 PM by phoenixdaughterAM

From the sounds of it, the reason Grey took off quite as hard as it did is that American women still haven't discovered Literotica. They think Grey is sexy, and they think there isn't much else sexy for women to read. (You could say that's also how Twilight took off—it's not as overtly sexual as Grey, but it's much more mainstream, and hence much less embarrassing to read than most romance novels. Grey only got mainstreamized through a massive initial push from readers of the original fanfic, although it got a lot of readers once it was mainstream.)

edited 8th Apr '12 7:27:02 PM by feotakahari