—that it's possible to decapitate yourself and mail your head to someone, without leaving any blood and tying it with a wee little bow and putting it in the mailbox when nobody is watching before disposing of the body somewhere discretely that wouldn't result in someone connecting the decapitated cadaver with the sender. Finally, let us assume that whatever other evidence there was was mysteriously disposed of.
This raises an obvious question that seems to have been overlooked.
Why would somebody go to all of that trouble to frame an old enemy? There are other ways of getting revenge, you know. Such as murder. Or taking your own life in a more practical way.
If you're going to kill yourself, then for Christ's sake, don't try to do things dramaticall! It's allready going to be dramatic. What you need to do is go to your kitchen, grab a knife, go to the guy's house and then stab him to death, before cutting your own throat.
There. Was that so hard?
If you're going to kill yourself, you shouldn't care about going to jail.
I mean, Christ, it beggars belief, ye ken?
edited 8th Mar '12 8:11:01 PM by FakeCrowley
You know what I hate? Hypocrites. That and obscure self-referential statements.