World's Cutest Direwolf
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Huh. From the context, it almost sounds like that's supposed to be a bad thing.
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Looks like you rolled a 1. Critical fail!
The imperial drone comes and sees your empty bucket. He executes you on the spot.
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@8urinnu: Well, I could send you the link if you'd like to check it out. ::::) I'll admit that I cri88ed the dynamic almost wholesale (though unknowingly) from Ask The )(eiress's comic on the matter, 8ut I think it worked out pretty well if I say so myself.
edited 19th Jun '12 6:25:49 PM by RedSavant
It's been fun.
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If you want something in fanfic land and can't find it but refuse to write it and no one else is willing to write then too bad. This is why I write fanfiction in part. Because no one is handling things the way I want and doing the shit I want.
If someone wants to accuse us of eating coconut shells, then that's their business. We know what we're doing. - Achaan Chah
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Let's be honest here. Who really wants to be constantly updated on my Eridan/Rose wizard roleplaying porn.
caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling tentacleTherapist [TT]
CA: lets cyber babe
CA: you an me are both wwizards wwe can make the magic together
CA: i put on my robe and wwizard hat
TT: Forgive me if my assumption is entirely presumptuous, but isn't it more typical to remove clothing during one of these encounters than to put it on?
CA: chill im like roleplayin wwe can still do it wwith our wwizard gear cuz its a fantasy
TT: Fine. I enrobe myself in midnight swathes of silk, embroidered with signs of the zodiac. I append a conical cornithaum, and wave my stick of... You know what? This is stupid.
CA: sigh
CA: cmon dont kill my pity buzz
TT: You are humping a bucket right now, aren't you?
CA: shut up
TT: I eat a pound of cotton candy and smear it all over the table. I throw a tantrum and smash my chair with my large, wizardly fists.
CA: wwhoa youre kinky
TT: ...
CA: wwhats wwrong babe
TentacleTherapist [TT] ceased trolling caligulasAquarium [CA]
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World's Cutest Direwolf
See, that made me snicker. I don't think you're really helping your case here.
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Does it fucking matter who wants to be? You want to write it yes? Then write it. Does everyone want to read and be updated on my Rose centric epic poem where she's a prideful bitch in highly repetitive verse? No. Most people want generic happy fluff or sex. Or something banal and "funny".
I write it regardless and if people like it, which people do apparently, then that is fine. I'd write and post it regardless.
And yes that was amusing. Not everyone will find it amusing. But I did and you do. So just say fuck it and write it.
If someone wants to accuse us of eating coconut shells, then that's their business. We know what we're doing. - Achaan Chah
Tell me something happy
...It made me laugh, but it also made me want to punch Eridan in the face. Pretty much everything involving Eridan makes me want to punch him in the face, though, so don't feel bad.
Fanfiction challenge: write an in-character Eridan piece that DOESN'T make him seem like a total douchebag. I think you'll actually win the entire Internet if you succeed. Like, we'll get Bill Gates to give it to you.
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
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World's Cutest Direwolf
The problem is, in-character Eridan is a douchebag. Sometimes he's a douchebag you feel sorry for, but he's still a douchebag.
Oh yeah, that was a major tightrope to walk. I think I succeeded, 8ut as my fic didn't appear to 8e picked up 8y the Filladex sweep tonight, I pro8a8ly won't get any feed8ack on it. ====|
It's been fun.
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Most recent thing I've done. And the first thing from the HSO that I can post.
Cmdr. of His Supremacy's Armed Forces
I read it. It's quite good.
This reminds me, I need to get an actual attention span. I have three incomplete stories.
I'm focusing on my Western/Sci-fi sort of thing, where Kanaya is forced to kill General Ampora in self defence, leading to a planet-wide hunt for her, as she is forced to travel with a certain foul-mouthed, alcoholic, chain-smoking outlaw...Features lots of revolvers, handcannons, shotguns and my long-time love, the lever-action rifle, as well as my idea of the Alternian military.
I also had a silly idea, which I will have to write: Gamzee and Tavros get high and are forced on an epic quest for tacos, filled with mechs, a rockstar Jesus, a disapproving God who wants to destroy Rock and Roll and a evil Satan that wants to twist it for evil. I might have been high myself, then again I find it hard to tell anymore...
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Oh that was yours. It was really good. I liked it.
Most of my fanfic ideas come when I am on a sugar high. Magical Girl Jade? What was I thinking?
Cmdr. of His Supremacy's Armed Forces
No, I was high high.
Which is weird. I've never taken anything stronger than prescription painkillers in my life.
edited 30th Jun '12 11:19:10 PM by Steventheman
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Cool story. Bec Noir being their grim reaper figure was an especially nice touch. One thing, though. Zahhak is spelled with two Hs, not one.
Must be some good painkillers.
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That was a few years ago.
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Must be some very good painkillers.
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It might be the air around here...
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Ah? I'm glad you liked it. I had a great deal of fun writing it and building up what I did in regards to the setting. As for Zahhak...I need to go fix that. Thank you for pointing that out.
If someone wants to accuse us of eating coconut shells, then that's their business. We know what we're doing. - Achaan Chah
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Woo! The glitch FAQ finally updated again! I think law sounds like the awesomest aspect so far.
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Goddammit, I keep getting ideas which I want to do, despite the fact I have a project.
It's a crossover where the kids work for the SCP Foundation. And there's lots of blood.
WHY DO I MAKE UP STUFF EVERY TIME I WAKE UP.
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^...I kinda want to see that happen. Any particular kid-SCP matchups you want to see? I'd be kind of worried what would happen to Tavros if he tried to control the Incredibly Hard-To-Kill Lizard... or what Vriska would see if she vision 8folded 179.
It's been fun.
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I wasn't planning on involving the trolls, really.
This is what I wrote about it in my "GODDAMMIT IDEAS" note thing.
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"Okay, roll to see if that turned you on." "If it's a Nat 20, do I get pregnant?"
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.