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General All-Purpose Homestuck Fanfiction Thread:

Cmdr. of His Supremacy's Armed Forces
I'd say link but I don't want to wade through all that just for a decapitation.

Also I updated my zombie thing.

Anyone want the link?
 77 Aondeug, Mon, 14th May '12 1:38:12 AM from  Our Dreams
Oh My
No most of it doesn't but dammit I wrote this piece of garbage. IT'S MY PIECE OF GARBAGE AND IT MEANS SOMETHING TO ME. Evil hipster who writes such things because "WHEE MUST SHOW POINTLESS MOMENTS OF SOCIALIZATION AND STUFF OMG" that I am.

Like my crappy "ROSE GETS DRUNK AND VOMITS. WHEE TALKING AND CARING" thing that I still need to edit but haven't yet because I am preoccupied with sewing, other fics, thinking about Buddhist cosmology inspired cyberpunk, and reading.

edited 14th May '12 1:40:58 AM by Aondeug

If someone wants to accuse us of eating coconut shells, then that's their business. We know what we're doing. - Achaan Chah
Cmdr. of His Supremacy's Armed Forces
Review on one of my stories. The guy writing it (The review) is my friend in real life.

"did not feature lesbian alien porn so it is a good story"

My response over Steam, from memory:

"Gee, you sure think of that a lot. And you're the one out trying to prove I'm a actually a pervert. Double standard there boy."

edited 17th May '12 8:53:55 PM by Steventheman

 79 Meta Four, Sat, 19th May '12 8:32:58 PM from mistletoe and molasses
AXTE INCAL AXTUCE MUN
Just got caught up on the Sburb Glitch FAQ. Gotta say that Chapter 50, the Sburb Stunts Guide, was absolutely brilliant.
Polite smartass.
It's been a while since I've checked on this thread, but now that I take another look, I'm very curious: Sessalisk, what is the name of that fic you described, and where can I find it? I just love me some good deconstruction.

I've returned from the depths to continue politely irritating the good people of TV Tropes.(◕‿◕✿)
 81 Sessalisk, Tue, 5th Jun '12 2:08:31 PM from Wheeeeeeeee
Okay, I don't know if I'm going to get in trouble for linking this or not since it's got some very creepy things in it, but here it is.

imo, it is very hard to get through, even if you have nerves of steel when it comes to this stuff, and a cast-iron stomach. And it just keeps getting worse and worse. Don't feel obligated to read the whole thing if it's weirding you out, and if you feel you can't handle it, I'd suggest skipping to chapter 18.

With that disclaimer in mind, I hope you enjoy it! Or well... not really enjoy, but I guess have an enriching, if disturbing, experience.

edit: Huh. Well look at that. I thought it was in first-person for some reason, but it's third!

edited 5th Jun '12 2:12:21 PM by Sessalisk

Caaan anybody find me... Somebody to ♠
Polite smartass.
Oh, I forgot about that rule. 9_9 Well, if anyway complains, it's all my fault for asking for a link. Let me know if you get in any trouble, I'll own up to it. U_U;;
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 83 burinnu, Mon, 18th Jun '12 6:07:05 PM from Someplace Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
Take it Easy
Heyyy.

Got into Homestuck a few months ago, and just finished Act V Part 2. I have a fanart piece in mind and wanted longtime-reader opinions on its topic.

How do you think the Trolls sleep?

Not HOW they sleep, biologically, mind. Just how they sleep. Which ones toss and turn a lot? Are any of them sleeptalkers? Who's a really sound sleeper and who's a really light sleeper? I need other opinions from people who understand the characters.

I'll include my opinions in a separate post if anyone wants them later, because I get a bit long-winded. Just gimme your ideas for now. :3 Thank you!

edited 18th Jun '12 6:12:51 PM by burinnu

I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
 84 rikalous, Mon, 18th Jun '12 6:22:24 PM Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
Huh. That is not a thing I ever thought about. All I can think of is that Karkat and Vriska are probably pretty restless sleepers, and that Kanaya sleeps as soundly as a vampire in a coffin.
The above post is probably not entirely serious.
 85 Red Savant, Tue, 19th Jun '12 8:46:36 AM from The Incipisphere
絡新婦
Yeah... Vriska definitely strikes me as a restless sleeper, as does Karkat. My guess would 8e that Nepeta goes right out anywhere and anytime, 8ut she's always only one word or a loud noise away from 8eing fully awake again, just like a cat.

I get the feeling that Aradia and Tavros would sleep pretty easily, since they're actually decent people. Not that Vriska and Karkat aren't... they just have more issues that might keep them from rest (as opposed to Tavros' heaping piles of issues that won't make him toss and turn).
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 86 burinnu, Tue, 19th Jun '12 9:14:25 AM from Someplace Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
Take it Easy
Actually, I imagine Tavros has to keep still when he sleeps because of his horns. And yes, I imagine Karkat and Vriska being restless sleepers because of their many, many issues. I think they both have really bad dreams. Vriska also strikes me as the type to beat up anyone who wakes her up unexpectedly.

I think Aradia and Karkat need the least sleep of anyone in the group. Even when Aradia's alive, she seems like the type to forgo sleep in exchange for work, like Karkat.

Also, No matter what established canon and other fans might say, I remain convinced that Nepeta and Equius are cuddle monsters when they're asleep.

edited 19th Jun '12 9:19:36 AM by burinnu

I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
 87 Red Savant, Tue, 19th Jun '12 9:26:15 AM from The Incipisphere
絡新婦
Tavros is probably roll-proof when he sleeps on his 8ack. XXXXD And thank you for that image; it's hilarious.

Hm... well, given that Karkat literally hadn't slept for over three weeks 8y the time the Green Sun was made, it seems likely that he is capa8le of running entirely on scorn, worry and paranoia. Poor kid.

Equius and Nepeta cuddlemonsters? Yes. I imagine Eq is really really careful about how he sleeps, though, given that he's so STRONG.

edited 19th Jun '12 9:27:00 AM by RedSavant

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 88 Sessalisk, Tue, 19th Jun '12 10:14:31 AM from Wheeeeeeeee
1'M PR3TTY SUR3 TH4T 1F 4NYON3 TOSS3D OR TURN3D 1N TH31R SL33P TH3Y WOULD CHOK3 ON TH31R SOPOR SL1ME.

edited 19th Jun '12 10:14:53 AM by Sessalisk

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 89 Aondeug, Tue, 19th Jun '12 10:18:11 AM from  Our Dreams
Oh My
I tend to think about how they sleep outside of sopor. As in what sorts of horrid nightmares would come to them and their ancestors. Content of dreams and what form they take intrigues me. Things like what themes reoccur for people and whether or not they lucid dream and what perspective they take typically. Whether or not they are themselves in dreams and whether or not false awakenings and sharp scene changes are common.

edited 19th Jun '12 10:19:22 AM by Aondeug

If someone wants to accuse us of eating coconut shells, then that's their business. We know what we're doing. - Achaan Chah
 90 Sessalisk, Tue, 19th Jun '12 10:27:00 AM from Wheeeeeeeee
THE MOTHERFUCKERS ARE EITHER ON SKAIA AND PROSPIT WHEN THEY ARE ASLEEP THEN. UNLESS THEY'RE FUCKING DEAD, IN WHICH CASE THEY GET ACQUAINTED WITH HORRORTERRORS.
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 91 Aondeug, Tue, 19th Jun '12 10:36:42 AM from  Our Dreams
Oh My
I'm speaking of the characters as not currently being players in the game obviously. Hence the addition of the ancestors in that. Though even then I wonder about what the characters do in their dream bubbles exactly. Both before and after death. After death they don't seem to necessarily be visited by horrorterrors constantly. As we saw with dead John from a failed timeline. He was just doing his thing thinking he was alive and awake.

Unless you meant their dreamself was dead, but not their self.

edited 19th Jun '12 10:37:48 AM by Aondeug

If someone wants to accuse us of eating coconut shells, then that's their business. We know what we're doing. - Achaan Chah
 92 Red Savant, Tue, 19th Jun '12 2:09:24 PM from The Incipisphere
絡新婦
Incidentally, I've just finished an EriFefSol fic that I'm fairly proud of, if anyone would like to read it. It is explicit xeno, 8ut I would class it Plot with Porn, so if that's your thing then just let me know and I'll shoot you a link. Apparently we're not supposed to link directly to that kind of thing anymore.
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 93 Aondeug, Tue, 19th Jun '12 2:12:34 PM from  Our Dreams
Oh My
I have one of those and another two in the process of being written...YAY.

And it all involves lesbianism. Well the one involves genderswap of Rosemary but we can blame Ramus for that. The bastard.
If someone wants to accuse us of eating coconut shells, then that's their business. We know what we're doing. - Achaan Chah
 94 burinnu, Tue, 19th Jun '12 5:20:56 PM from Someplace Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
Take it Easy
Equius and Nepeta cuddlemonsters? Yes. I imagine Eq is really really careful about how he sleeps, though, given that he's so STRONG.

A friend of mine figured that the two of them usually slept on the robot pile while on the asteroid. Equius would just build a robot to snuggle every night, while Nepeta would curl up and use his back as a pillow. Though the image of her being the "big spoon" and snuggling against him like that is really cute, given that she's much tinier than he is.

Also, sounds like an interesting fic, though the couple strikes me as a few different flavors of messed up. But then, what is Homestuck isn't? :D
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
 95 Sessalisk, Tue, 19th Jun '12 5:21:52 PM from Wheeeeeeeee
[up][up][up] Now That Depends

Is The Smut Youre Talking About Xeno Xeno

As In Do The Trolls Punch Each Other In The Think Pan While Stimulating Their Autoerogenous Shame Globes So That They Can Disgorge Their Genetic Material Through Their Protein Chutes Into Buckets*

Or Are They Just Having Basically Human Sex With Weird Dicks And Colorful Jizz

The Former Is A Hell Yes From Me And The Latter Is A Hell No

edited 19th Jun '12 5:22:49 PM by Sessalisk

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 96 Red Savant, Tue, 19th Jun '12 5:28:02 PM from The Incipisphere
絡新婦
^It's pro8a8ly closer to the latter than the former.

Also, hi Sess.

@8urinnu: Which couple? EriFefSol?
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 97 burinnu, Tue, 19th Jun '12 5:30:41 PM from Someplace Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
Take it Easy
@Red Savant: Yes. I'd call it a triple but that sounds stupid. :3

On a hilarious sidenote, I thought fans of the Ancestors would enjoy these two things:

First, read this: Mark 35:40.

Now check out this thing that Tubbs drew, if you haven't already: The Sufferer Calms the Storm.

edited 19th Jun '12 5:43:54 PM by burinnu

I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
 98 Sessalisk, Tue, 19th Jun '12 5:33:32 PM from Wheeeeeeeee
Aw... sad

I have very little hope in ever getting a story with lines like this again...

"How's it taste?" Dave asks.

"Like some freaknub just crotchvomited baby humans all over me, " Karkat says.

(The only thing I could criticize about that story was that it had Dave in it. If it was just Karkat and Terezi they would just be beating each other up and puking into buckets the whole time.[lol])

edited 19th Jun '12 5:37:35 PM by Sessalisk

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 99 rikalous, Tue, 19th Jun '12 5:36:36 PM Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
[up][up]I think the term is triad.

[up]This is fanfiction land. If the story you want to read doesn't exist, you can always write it yourself.
The above post is probably not entirely serious.
 100 Sessalisk, Tue, 19th Jun '12 5:40:48 PM from Wheeeeeeeee
[up] This is me we're talking about. After five minutes it would turn into ridiculous roleplaying where people put on their wizard hats and start casting lvl 3 Eroticism on each other!
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