Blurring
One just might
from one hill away to the regular Bigfoot jungle.
Since: Oct, 2010
Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
One just might
#652: Jan 2nd 2013 at 8:43:03 PM
Put tar on her feathers.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
porschelemans
Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat
from A Giant Hamster Ball
Since: Sep, 2012
Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat
#653: Jan 2nd 2013 at 9:00:43 PM
Chainsaw. Ear. 
The True Shane
#656: Jan 3rd 2013 at 6:31:31 AM
Are you my mummy?
World-Eater, Kings' Bane
#657: Jan 3rd 2013 at 7:40:13 AM
Punt in the head lightly.
The True Shane
#658: Jan 3rd 2013 at 7:49:17 AM
Continue starving to death, ignoring the weird creature...
(This post will probably reveal the truth.)
Trivialis
Since: Oct, 2011
#659: Jan 13th 2013 at 9:10:22 PM
Put some food nearby.
The True Shane
#660: Jan 14th 2013 at 12:54:09 AM
Cast a spell that teleports her into the future.
(This post will probably reveal the truth.)
porschelemans
Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat
from A Giant Hamster Ball
Since: Sep, 2012
Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat
#661: Jan 14th 2013 at 1:39:43 AM
KNIFE
I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
pantheocidal maniac
#662: Jan 14th 2013 at 11:34:13 AM
Fire a tranq dart.
The names of the electrical charges really ought to be swapped. It is just DUMB that the place with MORE electrons is NEGATIVELY charged.
The True Shane
#663: Jan 14th 2013 at 11:54:40 AM
It does not sleep... so how does it sleep if it doesn't? 
Stare at it in surprise, pondering how something can be asleep while it is not asleep.
(This post will probably reveal the truth.)
Trivialis
Since: Oct, 2011
#664: Feb 9th 2013 at 12:31:31 PM
Restart the computer.
NewfieMEKZ
Since: Nov, 2011
#665: Feb 9th 2013 at 12:33:04 PM
Rest. In. Peace...
The True Shane
#666: Feb 9th 2013 at 12:55:21 PM
Kill it using a bell...
(This post will probably reveal the truth.)
kaniba is god
#667: Feb 9th 2013 at 1:09:36 PM
loud music
DhanaRagnarok
Disturbingly mustachioed.
from France. COCO-FLIPPIN'-RICO.
Since: Feb, 2010
Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Disturbingly mustachioed.
#668: Feb 9th 2013 at 1:35:46 PM
Catnip.
Look upon my R.O.U.S., ye mighty, and despair!
Voyd211
The Singing Cat
from Somewhere out in space
Since: Mar, 2011
Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
The Singing Cat
#669: Feb 9th 2013 at 1:41:32 PM
I'll just stay away from him.
I'm too old to be cute dammit
#670: Feb 10th 2013 at 11:30:44 AM
Strike a match.
Join my forum game!
The True Shane
#671: Feb 10th 2013 at 12:28:45 PM
Fill it with glitches. It's a mecha, is it not?
(This post will probably reveal the truth.)
Rockonman
Since: Oct, 2011
#672: Feb 10th 2013 at 8:43:36 PM
Bucket of water should do fine.
Korodzik
Since: Jan, 2001
#673: Feb 11th 2013 at 1:34:28 AM
Begin to perform a Fourier transform on whatever function this is. Works every time.
Just a Bug
#674: Feb 11th 2013 at 6:13:33 AM
I don't.
This is a robbery. Give me all of your money and I'll kill you.
NewfieMEKZ
Since: Nov, 2011
#675: Feb 11th 2013 at 6:16:28 AM
-gives her a glass of warm milk-
Will this help?
Total posts: 748
Use an air horn.
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Yes, Nina's female.
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.