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deathpigeon Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: One True Dodecahedron
#1: Jan 31st 2012 at 2:06:11 AM

You're on a blind date, and, lo and behold, your date is a troper, specifically, the one that posted above you.

eternalNoob Ded from yer mum Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Longing for my OTP
Ded
#2: Jan 31st 2012 at 2:07:12 AM

I now have a newfound hatred for my friends.

So...wanna get a book? I know a store! And the time will fly really fast!

If you wanna PM me, send it to my mrsunshinesprinkles account; this one is blorked.
Deadbeatloser22 from Disappeared by Space Magic (Great Old One) Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
deathpigeon Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: One True Dodecahedron
#4: Jan 31st 2012 at 2:57:39 AM

>/////////////////////////< H-hi...

TParadox Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: The captain of her heart
#5: Feb 1st 2012 at 11:28:02 PM

Oh. We've been over this. I'm completely straight.

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AStrayBard Sega's Last Hope from 867-5309 Since: Aug, 2011 Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
Sega's Last Hope
TParadox Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: The captain of her heart
#8: Feb 1st 2012 at 11:39:12 PM

I'm not sure if you're male or female, and either way, from the looks of your troper page, I think Van The Baron wouldn't like it.

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CompletelyNormalGuy Am I a weirdo? from that rainy city where they throw fish (Oldest One in the Book)
Am I a weirdo?
#9: Feb 2nd 2012 at 12:02:48 AM

Um, yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm not your type. I'm sorry about all this. So, want to plot amusing revenge on the "friends" who set this up?

Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
Belfagor from Nonantola, Italy Since: Sep, 2010
#10: Feb 2nd 2012 at 9:09:00 AM

I guess the only thing we could do together would be eating cake. Or planning revenge as you said. I'd like both.

edited 2nd Feb '12 9:09:28 AM by Belfagor

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zam Last Boy on Earth from Orlando, FL . Since: Jun, 2009 Relationship Status: Heisenberg unreliable
Last Boy on Earth
#11: Feb 2nd 2012 at 2:30:44 PM

My word.

All of time and space, anywhere and everywhere, any star that ever was. Where do you want to start?
BioSafety Since: Jan, 2011 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
#12: Feb 2nd 2012 at 3:04:24 PM

Who the hell set me up on a blind date with a guy? This is really awkward.

Inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
#13: Feb 2nd 2012 at 3:11:15 PM

Ya think? I don't even—

Wanna skip this shit and just get a Starbucks or something?

edited 2nd Feb '12 3:11:47 PM by Inhopelessguy

ThatHuman someone from someplace Since: Jun, 2010
someone
#14: Feb 2nd 2012 at 3:20:07 PM

Was this intentional?

something
GearLeader from Dota Hell Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: Married to the job
TParadox Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: The captain of her heart
#16: Feb 2nd 2012 at 8:26:44 PM

Does this dating service even have female clients?

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CompletelyNormalGuy Am I a weirdo? from that rainy city where they throw fish (Oldest One in the Book)
Am I a weirdo?
#17: Feb 2nd 2012 at 8:35:15 PM

Why do my friends keep setting me up on these blind dates? And always with guys! Maybe they just assumed that since I've never shown any interest in girls that guys must be my thing.

To answer your question, we have had one person post so far who might identify as female, and That Human who could be anything (probably and alien). Other than that, all guys.

edited 2nd Feb '12 8:36:20 PM by CompletelyNormalGuy

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eternalNoob Ded from yer mum Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Longing for my OTP
Ded
#18: May 9th 2013 at 8:20:20 AM

My friends are a bunch of dicks they are; Sigh, I was planning to ditch this date, but damn CNG, you have inhuman patience; waiting for me for more than a year and all.

If you wanna PM me, send it to my mrsunshinesprinkles account; this one is blorked.
Sixthhokage1 Since: Feb, 2013
#19: May 13th 2013 at 10:40:56 AM

Noob? Sorry, but I don't really think you're my type…

PhysicalStamina so i made a new avatar from Who's askin'? Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
so i made a new avatar
#20: May 13th 2013 at 10:45:34 AM

Oh hey, I gotta go to the bathroom real quick.

-escapes through the bathroom window-

To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
MurkyMuse Magical Girl Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Magical Girl
#21: May 13th 2013 at 7:35:27 PM

...So...Hi?

Which of my friends blackmailed me into a blind date? I need to get revenge.

People are mirrors. If you smile, a smile will be reflected.
terlwyth Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
#22: May 13th 2013 at 7:40:01 PM

Well this is unexpected,hey I know a really nice place downtown,...you up for it?

edited 13th May '13 7:40:55 PM by terlwyth

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MurkyMuse Magical Girl Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Magical Girl
#23: May 13th 2013 at 7:45:03 PM

Sure. Sounds great.

Whoever set up this date is cool in my book.

edited 13th May '13 7:45:26 PM by MurkyMuse

People are mirrors. If you smile, a smile will be reflected.
Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#24: May 13th 2013 at 9:09:49 PM

Hey there Murky!

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#25: May 13th 2013 at 9:25:20 PM

... Al right Jam?

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