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Enkufka Wandering Student ಠ_ಠ from Bay of White fish Since: Dec, 2009
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#2: Jan 10th 2012 at 1:15:08 AM

...

this is a level of absurd too high for my brain.

what's that old saying? You can get an audience to believe the impossible, but not the improbable? It applies.

Very big Daydream Believer. "That's not knowledge, that's a crapshoot!" -Al Murray "Welcome to QI" -Stephen Fry
CharpocalypseNowRedux Vulgaris Magistralis from Throat of the World Since: Dec, 2011
KSPAM PARTY PARTY PARTY I WANNA HAVE A PARTY from PARTY ROCK Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: Giving love a bad name
PARTY PARTY PARTY I WANNA HAVE A PARTY
#4: Jan 10th 2012 at 2:30:38 AM

Talk about your Grievous Harm with a Body.

I've got new mythological machinery, and very handsome supernatural scenery. Goodfae: a mafia web serial
TheBatPencil from Glasgow, Scotland Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: I'm just a hunk-a, hunk-a burnin' love
#5: Jan 10th 2012 at 3:26:55 AM

I realise that getting whacked in the face with a flying decapitated arm or whatever must be traumatic, but whose first reaction is it to sue a dead mans family?

And let us pray that come it may (As come it will for a' that)
Pyrite Until further notice from Right. Beneath. You. Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Hiding
Until further notice
#6: Jan 10th 2012 at 3:37:05 AM

[up]What he said. Seriously? That falls on the wrong side of Hanlon's Razor. "Foreseeable?" Look, I'm pretty sure the guy foresaw himself getting hit by a !@#$ing train. Yeah, right.

edited 10th Jan '12 3:43:54 AM by Pyrite

Not a substitute for a formal medical consultation.
Nyarly Das kann doch nicht sein! from Saksa Since: Feb, 2012
Das kann doch nicht sein!
#7: Jan 10th 2012 at 3:37:26 AM

And yet the only that comes to my mind is "Isn't 'dead corpse' a bit redundant?"

People aren't as awful as the internet makes them out to be.
Pyrite Until further notice from Right. Beneath. You. Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Hiding
Until further notice
#8: Jan 10th 2012 at 3:40:20 AM

[up]Well, you never know: the whole incident just makes me think that people could use more BBRRAAAAIIIINNNNSSSS...

EDITED because I'm probably jumping to conclusions based on an incomplete picture; nonetheless, this is still my reaction at face value.

edited 10th Jan '12 3:47:30 AM by Pyrite

Not a substitute for a formal medical consultation.
Kraken Since: Jun, 2012
#9: Jan 10th 2012 at 4:47:34 AM

In this age of zombies, one must be precise.

Idler20 Rabbit Season Since: Oct, 2010
Rabbit Season
#10: Jan 10th 2012 at 4:51:01 AM

The people who initiated this lawsuit are pieces of crap. Some guy has been dismembered, and your first thought is to sue his grieving family? Fuck you.

You're an ad hominem attack!
Kraken Since: Jun, 2012
#11: Jan 10th 2012 at 5:15:41 AM

What I'm very curious about are their motivations behind this action.

Did they want money? Was it greed? Or did they want to feel justified, to feel avenged?

If it was the latter, I wonder if American culture is what causes her citizens to use frivolous lawsuits as weapons of vengeance.

edited 10th Jan '12 5:18:26 AM by Kraken

CommanderObvious intellectual rapist from Unmei no Itaru Basho Since: Jul, 2011
intellectual rapist
#12: Jan 10th 2012 at 5:23:15 AM

the defendants have to prove that this can be considered
part of "causation", an element of standing,
which seems impossible
so the idea of suing is pretty damn stupid and a waste of money
very likely the media has jumped onto a case that will be rejected pretty much immediately

This level of trolling is reasonable for Commander Obvious. What do you think of this, everyone?
Idler20 Rabbit Season Since: Oct, 2010
Rabbit Season
#13: Jan 10th 2012 at 5:26:59 AM

Well, it's already survived one motion to dismiss.

"If you do something as stupid as this guy did, you have to be responsible for what comes from it," she said.

Do you not think the fact that the guy is fucking dead is enough of a punishment?

You're an ad hominem attack!
kay4today Princess Ymir's knightess from Austria Since: Jan, 2011
Princess Ymir's knightess
#14: Jan 10th 2012 at 5:30:04 AM

The fuck is this shit?

Fragwurdig Since: Dec, 2011
#15: Jan 10th 2012 at 5:32:53 AM

[up] That is a brilliant reaction grin

Well excuuuuuuse me, Princess!
0dd1 Just awesome like that from Nowhere Land Since: Sep, 2009
Just awesome like that
#16: Jan 10th 2012 at 8:22:52 AM

[up][up][up]Dammit, stole mah reaction.

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TheDeadMansLife Lover of masks. Since: Nov, 2009
Lover of masks.
#17: Jan 10th 2012 at 8:24:54 AM

I agree with the family who is suing.

Please.
juancarlos Faith in the self. Since: Mar, 2012
Faith in the self.
#18: Jan 10th 2012 at 8:28:42 AM

No other way of putting it

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kay4today Princess Ymir's knightess from Austria Since: Jan, 2011
Princess Ymir's knightess
#19: Jan 10th 2012 at 8:29:04 AM
Thumped: Wow. That was rude. Too many of this kind of thump will bring a suspension. Please keep it civil.
lolacat Dead? You thought wrong from Vancouver Island Since: Mar, 2011
Dead? You thought wrong
#20: Jan 10th 2012 at 8:30:38 AM

The helll?

Also, Idler beat me to what I was going to say.

edited 10th Jan '12 8:32:03 AM by lolacat

Seeing all these piss ant tropers trying to talk tough makes me laugh. If Matrix were here, he'd laugh too.
TheDeadMansLife Lover of masks. Since: Nov, 2009
Lover of masks.
#21: Jan 10th 2012 at 8:39:41 AM

I got a thump for saying I thought someone was a troll once. Yntkt

But seriously, the family should sue. A leg and arm break plus a shoulder injury? That shit will fuck up the day of any person. Now such a hit on an old person? That's going to be some major damage. What the fuck was this dumbass of the day thinking? Who the fuck walks in front of train that is going fast enough to send a chunk of your corpse 100 feet?

Basically if the man had survived they could sue him, but he didn't so they got to sue the family.

Please.
lolacat Dead? You thought wrong from Vancouver Island Since: Mar, 2011
Dead? You thought wrong
#22: Jan 10th 2012 at 8:40:47 AM

It's not the family's fault.

Seeing all these piss ant tropers trying to talk tough makes me laugh. If Matrix were here, he'd laugh too.
Idler20 Rabbit Season Since: Oct, 2010
Rabbit Season
#23: Jan 10th 2012 at 8:44:13 AM

To try to milk money out of a family grieving for a dead teenager by calling said teenager a negligent idiot who was responsible for his own death is utterly heartless, and it disgusts me that anyone could be that selfish.

You're an ad hominem attack!
lolacat Dead? You thought wrong from Vancouver Island Since: Mar, 2011
Dead? You thought wrong
#24: Jan 10th 2012 at 8:45:04 AM

What Idler said.

Seeing all these piss ant tropers trying to talk tough makes me laugh. If Matrix were here, he'd laugh too.
ohsointocats from The Sand Wastes Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
#25: Jan 10th 2012 at 8:45:40 AM

It seems like it would be easier to run in front of a fast moving train than a slow moving one because a fast moving one would give you little chance to see it.

I mean I feel bad for the woman but I don't think suing the family of a guy who was killed by getting hit by a train is the right thing to do.

edited 10th Jan '12 8:45:59 AM by ohsointocats


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