Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
Eight hate eight hate eight hate...
BATS. RATS CATS BATS THAT'S THISES FISHES SHARKS SNARKS SNIDE REMARKS.
-shakes head-
It was speaking in an stupor again, wasn't it?
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
MY EYES
In elder ant minds, the refraction of eternity makes a spiral pattern aimed at entropic Mars. Face has left us to drown in self-replicating animus. The Ones Beyond Time make pens in their guilt. We have transcended innocence and climb downward towards the goats of a thousand young. In our absence of potential mining delegations, the hearts of chickens spread with cancerous wrath. Fear me, for I am become the Third Eye. Guide us to Zion by our intestines. Make us bleed light. Forever.
I like cookies.
INSIDE OF YOU THERE ARE TWO WOLVES. BOTH OF THEM WANT YOU TO SHOOT ELVIS.
i seee youuuu
So, today, I- not now, Marta. I was- not, now, Marta, I'm talking to these nice people. I decided t- Marta, please. Not now. Not now, Marta, please. I was out and I- damnit! Not now Marta! I saw a- Christ! Fine, Marta, what do you want?
...
Well, I can't do that now. I don't have anything sharp enough.
So, I saw a dog in the hall today. It was a chihua- Marta, please, now what?
YOU'LL PAY FOR THE WHOLE SEAT, BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDGE!!!
MASTER OF BIG RED
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Who is Marta, exactly?
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
Duct Tape. It features duct tape and jumper cables, so that it may animate the stone and cause them to gnaw a passage through the Earth!
IT MUST ABSORB THE ABSOLUTE AURA NODE OF GAIA!
Mhehehehe...
MUHAHAHA—coughingness—
Gentlementlemens.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
MASTER OF BIG RED
I think whatever disorder you have is one I don't want to know about.
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
It has whatever is the most obfuscating. And hammy.
MY EYES
They were human. Then they got better. Now they are better.
I've never been so proud. I've never been so hungry.
INSIDE OF YOU THERE ARE TWO WOLVES. BOTH OF THEM WANT YOU TO SHOOT ELVIS.
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
It recommends not eating the pillows. It knew a fellow who tried that. They didn't end up very full.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Mikon :3
This new apartment is a bit cramped. Not nearly enough space for me and my minions. ~points to pile of stuffed animals~
MASTER OF BIG RED
-is still mining out the door, and breaks through- Finally! Now to get all the BIGRED I want!!
BIG RED 4 LIFE
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
It believes that that one has well and truly lost it twice.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
MY EYES
I will use my Third Eye as a fishing lure. Then I shall catch the great Retarded Sardine so it won't eat the universe. Then I will taxidermy to it. For science.
INSIDE OF YOU THERE ARE TWO WOLVES. BOTH OF THEM WANT YOU TO SHOOT ELVIS.
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
It recommends not using the eye as bait, but instead as line.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
I think I have BRD. Big Red Disorderbigred. Oh no, its acting up again.
BIG RED 4 LIFE