Super spys as sea creatures, this thread took a strange turn
hashtagsarestupidYour telling me Australia's oceans, the place that killed Steve Irwin (May he Rest In Peace) got even DEADLIER?!
edited 4th Jan '12 6:28:59 PM by Joesolo
I'm baaaaaaackThe sting ray probably decided that killing him wasn't enough and had him unpersoned
hashtagsarestupidThen (s)he should be banned. Somebody, quick! Find that stingray posing as a Troper!
edited 5th Jan '12 7:20:12 AM by ProfessorMetallica
Above all, always remember to stay positive.I knew who deleted that page.
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Dumblydore
DAMN YOU DERPLEDORE! DAMN YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL!
Call me when the Landshark arises.
-Goes back to sleep-
Heh, Landsharks.
I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.Call me when we get flying sharks. Balloons don't count.
I'm more worried about when they hybridize with bees. Earth The Book gives it a 1/1000000 chance of being the cause of the end of the world. I think they're understating the danger.
Oh dear. Now humanity is going to go exterminate another hundred species of sharks. Great job, reactionary paranoid humanity. All you need is a metal shell and the inability to go up stairs and you're a dalek.
If you want any of my avatars, just Pm me I'd truly appreciate any avatar of a reptile sleeping in a Nice Hat Read Elmer Kelton booksWhy all the panicking, though? Hybrid sharks, like dingoes, taipans, the Irukandji jellyfish and exploding eucalyptuses can be worrying, of course - but still great wonders of natures nonetheless, and unlikely to spread any sort of evil throughout the region, let alone the rest of the world. Unlike, say, Rupert Murdoch.
Equipped with his five senses, man explores the universe around him and calls the adventure Science.Murdoch doesn't have sharp teeth, fins and tiny black eyes though, which, at least on the surface, makes him look far less threatening.
You know how it is, combine an animal people are afraid of anyway with a scary word like hybridization and some media that will blow anything out of proportion to attract attention and then tadah, this happens.
edited 6th Jan '12 4:03:24 PM by Catfish42
A different shape every step I take A different mind every step of the linehow dare animals adapt to climate change
This level of trolling is reasonable for Commander Obvious. What do you think of this, everyone?This is fascinating, does anyone know if it's sterile or can it breed?
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Huh, I thought Bourne would be one of these:
- Hammerhead sharks, aka sharksthat can smell electricity, down to 1/100000000000 bolt.
- Mantis Shrimp - Super eyes, a super fist.
- Mimic Octopus - Ultimate master of disguise.
I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.