Faith in the self.
Harold.
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'80s TV Action Hero
Herod.
Seriously, though, his name was something along the lines of Yeshua ben Yosef.
'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'
(they/them)
"Christ" isn't even a surname, either; it's just a Greek title meaning "anointed one".
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the "H" stands for "Holy".
Jesus' real name was either Yeshua or Ieshua ben Josef, it's generally thought.
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My savior has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R.
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Ah, the Cult of Oscar Bribnindigninininineniben.
A truly occult organization indeed.
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Blixy if you can take that last name and separate it into syllables, I will love you forever.
Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar
I once asked that question to a friend who was carrying a stack of books. His finger slipped and one of the thicker books dropped on his foot. He said:
"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!"
I honestly thought that his middle name was Fucking for a while.
I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.
Faith in the self.
Brib-nin-dig-ni-ni-ni-ni-ne-ni-ben
Pretend this is Blixty, for I do not wish for your love. 
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Actually Juan, that's wrong.
Hold on. (also, you already love me, tendo. E'rebody loves Blixty)
Bribnindigninininineniben.
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brib-nin-din-in-in-in-in-en-ib-en
the G is silent.
obviously.
edited 3rd Jan '12 9:18:36 AM by BlixtySlycat
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TOO BAD JUAN, I ALREADY LOVE YOU
I'VE KNOWN YOU FOR TWO YEARS
I SAW THAT LEATHER PANTS BONER, THAT'S HOW LONG I'VE KNOWN YOU
Faith in the self.
ah, well, i guess i can hide.
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Juan the only place you can hide from me is in a vagina.
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(cue comment implying that he's in one right now)
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Remarkably Unremarkable
That would imply he's with a woman.
You'd have a better chance of asking Jesus in the next five minutes for his full name than seeing Juan with a woman.
Faith in the self.
yeaaaaaaaaaaah...
gonna go and leave this be while i go and talk to the girlfriend, k?
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I already told you Jesus' full name. So did Invev.
Jesus Fuckin' Christ.
wait no that's not it
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For the last time Juan, drawing lips on your hand and talking in a feminine voice while moving your fingers doesn't make you a couple with your hand, it makes you Jeff Dunham.
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No it makes you a freak-a-leek.
In a bad way, unfortunately.
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Unstoppable Sex Goddess
When people talked about JFK, I always assumed they were talking about Jesus Fucking Krist. And then I grew up, learned how to spell, and read history books.
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All hail
My savior has a first name, it's F-r-i-t-z. My savior has a second name, it's S-c-h-n-a-c-k-e-n-p-f-e-f-f-e-r-h-a-u-s-e-n. I love to praise Him everyday, and if you ask me why I'll saaaaaaaay!
Good question. I can barely pronounce His name.
So, in the U.S., randomly stripping is a signal that you want to sing the national anthem? - That Human
It's Hallowed. As in, Hallowed be thy name.
You are a blowfish.
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Heh. For some reason this makes me think of how I've recently been abbreviating Jesus Fucking Christ to JFC.
Somehow you know that the time is right.
Okay, so I've heard a people cry out "Jesus H. Christ" in exasperation a few times.
When I thought about this, though, I realized that I never really knew Jesus had a middle name.
I mean, if I recall correctly, ancient historians aren't even sure if "Jesus" was his real name. So what would the "H." stand for?